Argh blast you infernal dream!
Dreamt it was Xmas day last night, so woke up as you can imagine quite excited. Alas, it's only the 22nd. I hate dreams like that, they really break my heart. SO now im on hyper Xmas mode for the next few days... until I get my pressies of course. Got stuff off ALex before i came back to Nairn. He got me Anna Sui perfume (good lad), Britney Spears Greatest Hits (Again, good lad), a back massager that attaches on to chairs (Very good lad) A big tube of smarties (You've excelled yourself... lad) and a box of novelty items such as fake vomit, accompanied by a little tub of stuff that makes farting noises (erm...yes) So that's me a tad more excited.
Have booked my ticket back to Stirling for the 27th so I can spend New Year in me flat, or Alexs flat... might be temporarily moving in with his one remaining flatmate to keep each other company till she goes to Spain mid-January. She's a really nice girl and we get on so that should be really good. Alex is planning on spending New Year in Stirling too so that's extra cool. I'm going to make him a meal, get a bottle of something and we can have a nice cutsie romantic New Year unlike my previous years, spent avoiding smashed glass in a freezing Nairn High street and talking to complete strangers at one of Alexs friends houses respectively. Also his living room has a bit of a view of Stirling Castle so we can watch the fireworks from the safety of indoors. Thats right, my irrational childhood fear of Fireworks has never left me.
Sooooooooo... I'm not coughing as much as i did before, still sound a tad manly but its to be expected.
Have been planning my outfit for Xmas day, with the ever watchful eye of Mum saying 'no too slutty' to EVERYTHING. I've discovered the trick though is to wait till she's in bed, about to go to sleep then charge in in something she would usually deem slaggish and she'll agree to it just to get rid of me so she can sleep! I'm a genius. An evil genius.
Evil Plans for 2005:
1) Force Johnny Borrell to marry Kirsty
2) Kidnap Billie Joe Armstrong and just... stare,,, into ....his...talented eyes. Or maybe just get an autograph, haven't decided yet.
3) Catch Ron Weasly and send him in a neatly wrapped package to Tennessee.
4) Discover how to make home-make coka cola for 1p that DOESNT taste like crap
5) Buy not so evil brother some kind of birthday present
6) But not so evil Kirsty some kind of birthday present 10 days later (damn you January Birthdays)
More to be added probably...
Have booked my ticket back to Stirling for the 27th so I can spend New Year in me flat, or Alexs flat... might be temporarily moving in with his one remaining flatmate to keep each other company till she goes to Spain mid-January. She's a really nice girl and we get on so that should be really good. Alex is planning on spending New Year in Stirling too so that's extra cool. I'm going to make him a meal, get a bottle of something and we can have a nice cutsie romantic New Year unlike my previous years, spent avoiding smashed glass in a freezing Nairn High street and talking to complete strangers at one of Alexs friends houses respectively. Also his living room has a bit of a view of Stirling Castle so we can watch the fireworks from the safety of indoors. Thats right, my irrational childhood fear of Fireworks has never left me.
Sooooooooo... I'm not coughing as much as i did before, still sound a tad manly but its to be expected.
Have been planning my outfit for Xmas day, with the ever watchful eye of Mum saying 'no too slutty' to EVERYTHING. I've discovered the trick though is to wait till she's in bed, about to go to sleep then charge in in something she would usually deem slaggish and she'll agree to it just to get rid of me so she can sleep! I'm a genius. An evil genius.
Evil Plans for 2005:
1) Force Johnny Borrell to marry Kirsty
2) Kidnap Billie Joe Armstrong and just... stare,,, into ....his...talented eyes. Or maybe just get an autograph, haven't decided yet.
3) Catch Ron Weasly and send him in a neatly wrapped package to Tennessee.
4) Discover how to make home-make coka cola for 1p that DOESNT taste like crap
5) Buy not so evil brother some kind of birthday present
6) But not so evil Kirsty some kind of birthday present 10 days later (damn you January Birthdays)
More to be added probably...