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But don't forget the songs
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
So for Christmas, I got some clothes, a shitload of socks, chocolate, an iPod nano, and a new keyboard for my computer. It's curved... so the keys are all different lengths and I keep fucking up when I type... but at least all the buttons work! Graham and I are kind of on the fritz... and he promised to call me today before 11 when I go to work... or I swear to god I won't talk to him for a week.
I was reading a book called Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, which is about a cult who committed suicide, and the last survivor. It's so goddamn good. But there's a printing error where on page 143, it skips back to page 178 (the pages are numbered backwards, like a countdown) and then back to page 125. WHERE ARE ALL THE READINGS OF THIS BOOK. It really pisses me off because I was at a very good part. Oh well.. I'll just have to exchange it for a different... hopefully NOT fucked right up.
I also read Haunted by the same author, and it's about people joining a writer's retreat where a boy with progeria (The disease where you age like, 5 times the normal rate... so you can be 13 and look like an 80 year old) locks them in an abandoned theater for three months. They start destroying the power and the heat and their food and cut off their fingers and toes and hair so that they can get rich off the after story. People start dying and they start eating people. What's really good is that it has like, 22 short stories written by the writers. They're about an event in their life that made them who they are. They're all pretty gruesome and gross. Like, the one guy named 'Saint Gut-Free' masturbated at the bottom on his pool, and the suction pump pulled out his intestines out of his anus and he had to chew through them to save himself. So fucking cool wishIcouldwritelikethat.
I haven't showered in three days. What's my problem. I wish I wasn't gross and yeah D: I got a gift card for Chapters and I can't wait to buy Choke and Lullaby and maybe Fight Club even though I already read it. It was just really good. BLARGHSDFfTDH DON'T WANT TO WORK TODAAAAAAAAAY. Sucks sucks sucks. Must shower okay bai.
That made you smile
And the songs that made you cry
When you lay in awe
On the bedroom floor
So for Christmas, I got some clothes, a shitload of socks, chocolate, an iPod nano, and a new keyboard for my computer. It's curved... so the keys are all different lengths and I keep fucking up when I type... but at least all the buttons work! Graham and I are kind of on the fritz... and he promised to call me today before 11 when I go to work... or I swear to god I won't talk to him for a week.
I was reading a book called Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, which is about a cult who committed suicide, and the last survivor. It's so goddamn good. But there's a printing error where on page 143, it skips back to page 178 (the pages are numbered backwards, like a countdown) and then back to page 125. WHERE ARE ALL THE READINGS OF THIS BOOK. It really pisses me off because I was at a very good part. Oh well.. I'll just have to exchange it for a different... hopefully NOT fucked right up.
I also read Haunted by the same author, and it's about people joining a writer's retreat where a boy with progeria (The disease where you age like, 5 times the normal rate... so you can be 13 and look like an 80 year old) locks them in an abandoned theater for three months. They start destroying the power and the heat and their food and cut off their fingers and toes and hair so that they can get rich off the after story. People start dying and they start eating people. What's really good is that it has like, 22 short stories written by the writers. They're about an event in their life that made them who they are. They're all pretty gruesome and gross. Like, the one guy named 'Saint Gut-Free' masturbated at the bottom on his pool, and the suction pump pulled out his intestines out of his anus and he had to chew through them to save himself. So fucking cool wishIcouldwritelikethat.
I haven't showered in three days. What's my problem. I wish I wasn't gross and yeah D: I got a gift card for Chapters and I can't wait to buy Choke and Lullaby and maybe Fight Club even though I already read it. It was just really good. BLARGHSDFfTDH DON'T WANT TO WORK TODAAAAAAAAAY. Sucks sucks sucks. Must shower okay bai.