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Last night in my sleep attempt frenzy, I saw possibly - Nay, THE worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I mean, torturous. Why did I watch it? Well, let's just chalk this one up to sleep deprivation.
I now give to you the shittiest movie out there today!
*Hangs head in shame*
Yes, this piece of crap. What I knew is it would be bad. What I didn't know is that it would be american idol musical bad. Yes, a musical. Without further ado (sp.?) I give you my review.
This takes place on Miami beach, spring break. What we have here is your typical, Kelly and girlfriends Lexy and Kaya go to there to break free and be party animals! Alas, Kelly is not a party girl :(. She is beyond hooking up with random guys and drinking her head off and spreading her legs on the first date. Kaya is inbetween, a nice loyal friend. Lexy is your typical blonde slut. Hooking up with everyone she sees. She also has an agenda to fuck up Kelly's life, being her best friend and all.
Enter the hair of Justin! Wow, this guy needs a haircut. I apprieciate his attempts to doll up his 'do with blonde highlights, but it still doesn't do it for me. Looks like a used brillo pad on his head. He has his two chums along for the ride, Brandon (the Zack Morris wild child) always kicking up trouble with whipped-cream bikini contests and beach gambling, and Eddie, the 'geek' who stays on his computer the entire time talking to a girl who is already there, in Miami. Yet he only contacts her through internet. Then he gets all befuddled when he can't find the girl of his digital dreams on the beach.
One day...Kelly and Justin breifly meet on the beach. They have a connection. Then they are quickly torn away from eachother before they can get eachother's phone numbers.
The rest of the movie highlights how justin can't reach kelly, and blonde slut interferes because she is jealous of kelly. Lexy decides to give justin her phone number and say it's kelly's, and the whole time all justin does is text message 'kelly's phone' and never once thinks "Gee, maybe I should just call the bitch and see why she's ignoring my text messages." But then the movie would have been over in half an hour!
AHhhaHhaha! So eventually after Kaya finds a nice waiter/urinal cake inserter to hook up with, and Kelly finds out lexy has been deceiving her, she hunts for justin, and long, really bad story short, they find eachother. But how? LEXY! She tries to feebly redeem herself by hunting down justin and with a "Y'all are meant for eachother" all is forgiven and they break into the worst dance sequence ever. Good Lord, what a hunk of dung.
The worst song goes to Lexy with her off-tune "Wish Upon a Star". No really, you should download this to hear the most off tune song in the entire universe. Thank you.
I now give to you the shittiest movie out there today!
*Hangs head in shame*
Yes, this piece of crap. What I knew is it would be bad. What I didn't know is that it would be american idol musical bad. Yes, a musical. Without further ado (sp.?) I give you my review.
This takes place on Miami beach, spring break. What we have here is your typical, Kelly and girlfriends Lexy and Kaya go to there to break free and be party animals! Alas, Kelly is not a party girl :(. She is beyond hooking up with random guys and drinking her head off and spreading her legs on the first date. Kaya is inbetween, a nice loyal friend. Lexy is your typical blonde slut. Hooking up with everyone she sees. She also has an agenda to fuck up Kelly's life, being her best friend and all.
Enter the hair of Justin! Wow, this guy needs a haircut. I apprieciate his attempts to doll up his 'do with blonde highlights, but it still doesn't do it for me. Looks like a used brillo pad on his head. He has his two chums along for the ride, Brandon (the Zack Morris wild child) always kicking up trouble with whipped-cream bikini contests and beach gambling, and Eddie, the 'geek' who stays on his computer the entire time talking to a girl who is already there, in Miami. Yet he only contacts her through internet. Then he gets all befuddled when he can't find the girl of his digital dreams on the beach.
One day...Kelly and Justin breifly meet on the beach. They have a connection. Then they are quickly torn away from eachother before they can get eachother's phone numbers.
The rest of the movie highlights how justin can't reach kelly, and blonde slut interferes because she is jealous of kelly. Lexy decides to give justin her phone number and say it's kelly's, and the whole time all justin does is text message 'kelly's phone' and never once thinks "Gee, maybe I should just call the bitch and see why she's ignoring my text messages." But then the movie would have been over in half an hour!
AHhhaHhaha! So eventually after Kaya finds a nice waiter/urinal cake inserter to hook up with, and Kelly finds out lexy has been deceiving her, she hunts for justin, and long, really bad story short, they find eachother. But how? LEXY! She tries to feebly redeem herself by hunting down justin and with a "Y'all are meant for eachother" all is forgiven and they break into the worst dance sequence ever. Good Lord, what a hunk of dung.
The worst song goes to Lexy with her off-tune "Wish Upon a Star". No really, you should download this to hear the most off tune song in the entire universe. Thank you.