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[kaysaylane]

bbnash1151: like why would she give us a new project with 3 weeks of school leftr
coMMon caprice: WHO KNOWS shes nuts!
coMMon caprice: nuts i tell you
bbnash1151: and a dike
bbnash1151: nuts + dike=big trouble
coMMon caprice: hahahahahahahah
coMMon caprice: dikes dont like nuts
coMMon caprice: they like vaginas

bbnash1151: i think mrs brookbys the man of her relationship
bbnash1151: thats why she has her mustache
coMMon caprice: LMAO

coMMon caprice: whats your middle name?
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: amber.
coMMon caprice: and whats your last name?
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: cree
coMMon caprice: WELL shannyn amber cree, I EFFIN LOVE YOU WITH AN OM6AWDZ AND ITS ALMOST TWO EYES AND A CUE!!

FAK3P0RN0TIT5: OH MAH GAWDZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ I HAVE TO PEE :-*
coMMon caprice: YOU TEACH THAT BLADDER WHOS BOSS.
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: LMFAO
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: seriously, that was funny.
coMMon caprice: hahahah
coMMon caprice: i know
coMMon caprice: did you really pee though
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: haha yeah
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: i really had to.
coMMon caprice: hahahha then that was really really funny (i thought you were kidding)
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: hahaha
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: no way

FAK3P0RN0TIT5: did you see how big that glass of tea was?
coMMon caprice: hahhah yeah
coMMon caprice: just looking at it made me have to pee
coMMon caprice: actually speaking and thinking about the act of peeing, please excuse me while i attend the little girls room.
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: hahaha
coMMon caprice: brbr
coMMon caprice: brbrbbrbrbrbrbr
coMMon caprice: break it down for me
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: that shit is bananas, B A N A N AS

coMMon caprice: in the bowling world that would be called a turkey
coMMon caprice: gobble gobble
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: ahahahahahaha
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: i nearly pissed
FAK3P0RN0TIT5: i do a great turkey noise

haha im going for the turkey in unwilling_eyes book.

DID I GET IT?!