The Alcohol Annals

Five stories about being drunk; one for each member of the Torchwood Team. Stories are connected by theme only, and don't fit into an overall continuity. So you can read one, some, or all of them! Or you could read none of them, but that would be sad. :/

Individual headers beneath the cut; all links go to my journal.

( The Alcohol Annals )

Title: Bitter Drunk ( Read more... )

In the interest of full disclosure: I made moony baby sounds as I wrote this. And possibly teared up a bit. >>

I am still cynical and cold-hearted, ok? I STILL THINK ROMANCE IS STUPID. Really, I do. I do. This fic means nothingTitle: Drunkling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup ( Read more... )

Wrote this in an hour before work, and I'm posting it before I think better of it. Title to follow later. Title done! Some small revisions throughout ( Read more... )

Title: Bezoar For Touching
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,070
Setting: Post S2
Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen
Summary: There's a Jell-O monster eating everything; Ianto ruminates.
Warning: Poety and obtuse; present tense. Highlight for spoilers: implied/ambiguous character deaths.Teaser: Jack shudders, vomits, scrabbles with his hands for something he ( Read more... )

Title: Pinch Drunk
Rating: PG-13 for sexual content, mild swearing
Word Count: 2,135
Warning: Algolagnia, n. - sexual pleasure derived from physical pain ( Read more... )

Title: Fantastically Drunk ( Read more... )

Title: Ain't it Drunky Now
Rating: PG
Word Count: 856
Setting: Season 2, but brief spoilers only for Captain Jack Harkness
A/N: Written for a prompt given to me by order_of_chaos: "Ianto, in the ballroom, with a candlestick." No candlestick, but I'm sure she'll forgive me. I'm eminently forgivable. ^_^ Title adapted from the James Brown song, "Ain't it Funky Now ( Read more... )

Title: Impolitic
Word Count: 980
Rating: R/NC-17 for sex
Pairing: Tosh/Ianto, Jack
Summary: Alien sex pollen.
Warning: The dub-con that alien sex pollen automatically implies

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Title: The Applesauce Incident Is What Tipped Them Off, Really
Rating: PG for implied violence and kink, R for the 'f' word.
Word Count: 3,403
Pairing/Characters: Jack/Ianto, Gwen, Janet, the Doctor
Setting: Post Season 2, but not spoilery for Torchwood. Spoilers for Doctor Who Season 4 finale, and you probably should know about the banana thing ( Read more... )