Don't mind me, I'm just idding today.
So, there's that ficdrive going on about raceswapping, and I was thinking, not seriously so but thinking all the same, that if Uhura were Vulcan instead of human (which is not in line with the ethos of the ficdrive, hence the non-serious disclaimer) then she could, theoretically, despite his best efforts to pretend to resist, pick up Jim Kirk and carry him somewhere and bend him over something and pin him down and. You know. Do things.
But I would also hate for her delightful snippiness to get buried under logical stoicism, so I suppose rather than race-swapping, she could just visit the planet of She-Ra.
And then Jim Kirk will learn a Very Important Lesson about pulling pigtails.
of course absent a planet of she-ra i am totally ok with uhura using spock as her more-than-able-bodied stand-in, not that i have been thinking about threesomes lately or anything.
But I would also hate for her delightful snippiness to get buried under logical stoicism, so I suppose rather than race-swapping, she could just visit the planet of She-Ra.
And then Jim Kirk will learn a Very Important Lesson about pulling pigtails.
of course absent a planet of she-ra i am totally ok with uhura using spock as her more-than-able-bodied stand-in, not that i have been thinking about threesomes lately or anything.