Prepare for the Inevitable
I was eating a cookie tonight. Halfway through the cookie, I had to run outside for a minute so I set the cookie down on my open Stats textbook.
When I came back, the cookie had moved to the spine of the book, there were crumbs everywhere, and the page was suspiciously wrinkled.
The dogs were nowhere to be seen.
Now, there has been no investigation or due process, but examine the facts with me. Of the three suspects,
1) Forrest is so old he is practically immobile and only eats what we literally put right under his nose
2) Traf was the reason I was outside to begin with, since he was barking like a damn fool at 2am
and
3) Boomer has been known to Lick Things.
Did everyone reach the same conclusion that I did? Good.
P.S. I ate the cookie anyway. :(
When I came back, the cookie had moved to the spine of the book, there were crumbs everywhere, and the page was suspiciously wrinkled.
The dogs were nowhere to be seen.
Now, there has been no investigation or due process, but examine the facts with me. Of the three suspects,
1) Forrest is so old he is practically immobile and only eats what we literally put right under his nose
2) Traf was the reason I was outside to begin with, since he was barking like a damn fool at 2am
and
3) Boomer has been known to Lick Things.
Did everyone reach the same conclusion that I did? Good.
P.S. I ate the cookie anyway. :(