Title: The Applesauce Incident Is What Tipped Them Off, Really
Rating: G. PG for implied violence?
Word Count: 916 (510 added!)
Pairing: implied Jack/Ianto, but mostly gen
Inspiration: the phrase "an angry apple" in
this fic. I'm also maybe poking a bit of fun at my personal characterization of Ianto.
Series: I guess with this and
Crème Brûlèe
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AND IANTO IS EVIL! I have said this before, and I'll say it again. Evil. Such lack of remorse. Such smile. *beams*
Gwen slinking. And your description of Jack. *cackles*
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I'm just wondering-- I pretty much have to continue this, right? But how? Is Evil!Ianto the result of alien possession, magic mushrooms, or a mid-life crisis? What about bananas? Seriously. Bananas. Are they in league with the apples? Where do Ianto's brass knuckles fit in?
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*nods solemnly* That's right.
Oh, hey. Options. I had assumed it was residual trauma from losing Tosh and Owen.
Alien possession has been done. And done and done and done. BUT. That isn't to say one didn't try, only to end up buried under a mountain of angst in a blocked off corner of Ianto's brain.
Magic mushrooms, I have read recently. IIRC, they were doing pelvic thrusts. But that was in a different fandom, and I have no evidence to say that Evil!Ianto couldn't be caused by magic mushrooms. You would have to explain why the others weren't also evil, though.
All things considered, I don't think Ianto would have time for a mid-life crisis.
Bananas are good. This is canon. You wouldn't want to go against canon, would you?
The brass knuckles came free with the paring knife. Which is alien, but not an alien.
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Ianto and Tosh were totally in a D/s relationship for the whole of TW 1 and 2, and that's where Ianto got all of his mean out, but now that she's gone he's out of balance? I'm thinking Tosh was the domme. Totally. Yes. Except not at all. Or maybe they switched. Can we fit this into the 4chanTroll!Tosh scenario...?
Really I'm just making stuff up and this does not make any sense. But I like the idea that Ianto is like this naturally and is just now showing it more for some reason.
Or the bananas are talking to him. They are far more interesting, after all.
Obviously the brass knuckles/paring knife combo was a special on the Home Shopping Network of some planets where fruit gangs are a problem. "Harold, don't approach that kiwi! It's rotten to the core!"
There's also the Evil Twin option...?
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Canon-regardless - wheeeee!!!!!! They switched. They totally switched. And not all the time - sometimes they were all fluffy and adorable, and sometimes one of them just wanted to flay someone alive be in control for a while (or lose it). It may or may not have started after the thing with the cannibals.
But I like the idea that Ianto is like this naturally and is just now showing it more for some reason. Yes. Definitely. That's partly why I favoured residual trauma over alien possession or magic mushrooms. He's still himself.
I don't like the Evil Twin option so much. Theoretically it should be awesome, but when I think about it I just feel cheated that our Ianto doesn't get to be evil.
He could have a good twin, though :D
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Tosh would be an AWESOME StrictSchoolteacher, yes?
And yes. And Ianto would make a very good school-student.
...and then he goes even further and she just so happens to be holding a ruler, and and and....
ow
sorry. i didn't mean to do that
it's alright. i was just... I...
you what?
never mind
do i need to spank you again?
...
oh. oh
I'm going to move on now before you encourage me I embarrass myself. what's it like when Ianto doms? GUH topless Tosh tied up STOP IT, BRAIN.
Me? Encourage you? Never.
Meticulous. Artistic. Whimsical. Sadistic. Tosh on a backdrop of black velvet, arms up above her head and tied there so she's all stretched out and on display. Mock-blindfolded with a strip of black gauze thin enough to see through.
But I'm not thinking that.
The Good!Twin needs to be set pre-Exit Wounds, so Owen can be around. The moment of revelation that their Ianto is the evil twin is going to be awesome.
But long in coming - maybe weeks, even - because naturally they'd all assume their Ianto was the ( ... )
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Part of me is convinced that they also stop before it gets porny, and just let the UST build. And build, and build, all the while knowing exactly what they're doing to each other. Insinuating glances over cups of coffee. Emails that border on cybersex ( ... )
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Ianto smiles. While being tall.
Something's going on there, methinks.
(Also, tech = security blanket. D'awwww.)
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007 JONES.
JUST SAYIN'.
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Causing large explosions doesn't make him a pyromaniac - it's his job.
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AHAHAHAHA NO WAIT. He was supposed to PROTECT the munitions factory, but the Doctor OUTSMARTED HIM and that's why Ianto got sacked, and of course post-"The Stolen Earth" Jack and Gwen are jabbering on and on and on about how wonderful the Doctor is, how dashing, and isn't he lovely in those suits and Ianto is understandably irked. Gwen gets decaf so she'll doze off and he won't have to listen to her prattle. ( ... )
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Understandably from the perspective of someone who knows what happened. From the perspective of Jack and Gwen, of course, Ianto hates them for no reason at all and it's not fair.
And eventually Gwen gives him hurt puppy-dog eyes of confusion and Jack - Jack - starts turning down sex in favour of conversations like "Ianto, please, please tell me what's wrong so I can fix it." and "I'm sorry, okay? Now stop it, you're upsetting Gwen." and "Would killing me help? Because if it would...."
And Ianto decides that Explanations are in order after all, and Jack assures Ianto that his suit is much nicer than the Doctor's, and when Martha comes Ianto is very nice to her indeed.
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P.S. I ADDED ON TO THE END OF THIS PART. A LOT. DOUBLED THE LENGTH, ACTUALLY.
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