I have the Boobs of Doom. They started leaking colostrum sometime during Dragonball Evolution, apparently. They're sore, and leaky, and itchy, and I can't sleep because of them. *cries ( Read more... )

For those of you who are wondering. I'm not.

I told my mother in law today that I wasn't going to hold my breath waiting for it to happen.

I should buy some liquor tomorrow. Also, probably some more tampons.

Fuck you stupid non-cooperating body!

*goes to bed*