Meme, lifted from Mateobard and Hemlock_Insured
1. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
Which one? No serious, even my one really bad break-up was not nearly bad enough to make me *not* help someone in danger. So, call 911, try to put out the fire if possible.
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
This has already happened. I nodded, asked her how she felt, and offered my support.
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Actually and literally? I have no idea. Metaphorically? Almost any time I watch the news.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
I think I'd want to meet the kid first.
5.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I think I'd want to meet the kid first.
6. What are you craving right now?
Water. I fact, I think I will go and get some. Mmmm, best beverage ever.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
Being frustrated about my job situation and general uncertainty.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny. Do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
I keep the penny, stingy broad that I am.
9. What color is your tissue box?
Which one?
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nope.
11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
A project I am working on for M.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I'm sure I've had one, but nothing is coming to mind. Must have been a tame year, or I have a lousy memory. I've had some near misses falling down stairs and other stupid things that make your heart pound.
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
Soft and/or hard shelled tacos, and a heaping helping of regret.
14.Have you ever had a garage sale?
Yes, though I usually have called them rummage sales, since they've never been in a garage.
15. When was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Leinie's Sunset Wheat.
16.Are you happy right now?
At the moment.
17. Who came over last?
D.
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Hells yes. Why doesn't everybody I know and like live within walking distance anymore?
19. Dark or light jeans?
Darkest blue I can find.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
I don't remember the last movie, but the last DVD was some Doctor Who from the Patrick Troughton years.
21. What is in your pocket?
Air and lint.
22. Who introduced you to your [significant other]?
I haven't got one, so I guess that remains to be seen.
23. Where do you hurt?
Neck, shoulders, back.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Wal-Mart is my bane. I never ever shop there. Ever. EVER!
25. When is your birthday?
February 7.
26. What are you going to do after this?
More Photoshop work for M, do some dishes, and then get ready for a party.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Favorite dessert? You mean I have to pick one? I'm not good at favorites.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
I think one of my cousins shares my first name, but she doesn't go by that one, so I'm a little fuzzy. My middle name came from my grandmother, and wonderful southern lady named Johnny, though my parents changed the Y to an A and made me Johnna.
29.Is someone in love with you?
I don't know. I know that there are many people who love me, but if anyone is *in* love with me, I haven't been told.
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Nope. I look very unlike my family. Pet theory in my immediate family is that I was switched at birth, and am actually a fairy changeling. Oddly, by baby nephew looks startlingly similar to me at that age, so maybe he came from the same bunch of fairies. :)
31. Does someone like you right now?
Yes. Either that or I am in some sort of very elaborate prank, and all my friends are just paid actors. Which seems doubtful.
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
I don't think so.
33. Do you like the color green?
Very much.
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I suppose *you* are.