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I just finished watching a movie called The Bride. it's a take on the classic frankenstein story which I normally couldn't care less about, but here's the catch...it starred Sting. he was super hot, of course. but the movie pissed me off for the same reason the labyrinth pissed me off...the girl didn't want sting. sting (dr. frankenstein) loved this chick but she loved some other guy. sting wanted to have sex with her but she slapped him and told him she would never be his. she must have been blind or stupid. he tried to rape her. it was funny. I'm convinced that the chick in the labyrinth was a lesbian. I mean, why else would you not want to be with an incredibly attractive man who wanted to screw you?! I told sting (just like I told david bowie) that I would happily take the chick's place, but he died before anything could come of it. these movies star incredibly sexy men and we don't get to see so much as a bare chest or backside? all I ask for is a sex scene or two. otherwise it's just like teasing a dog. and that's just wrong.
man, I need to get laid.
man, I need to get laid.