our neighbors got evicted. don't ask me why I find that so amusing. perhaps it's because I'm a complete and total bitch...or something. anyway, according to the note taped on their door, their possesions will be placed on the curb if they don't come claim them, and then they will be picked up by the city or something if they still don't come and ( Read more... )

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY DEAR FRIEND, WILLARD ( Read more... )

there is a mockingbird that lives in a tree outside our apartment and it WON'T SHUT UP. it's constant "beep! beep! beep!.....beep!" all day long everyday. KILL ME NOW. seriously, I love mockingbirds and all, but for the love of all that is holy make it be quiet! I'm going to go cry now. :(

my bug collection smells terrible. I can smell it from across the room. and my only scented candle just burned out.

JOSH LOVES LOANS!!!now, Josh, don't you feel better ( Read more... )

my best friend erika is hella hot

my pickle jar has now become a killing jar, and I have acetone-based nail polish at hand. bugs beware.

I would like to thank Derek for making me a new spring-themed background for my journal. is there any way to keep the background stationary while scrolling through entries? or do you have to be a paid member for that ( Read more... )

I made a new icon but now I feel that I need a new spring themed background for my friends page. any volunteers? coughcoughERIKAcoughcough.

I am so going to shoot someone! I am so going to kick needalittlejoy out of the house. They keep on stealing my tampons!

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