You Might Be Torchwood

[kausingkayn]

Title: You Might Be Torchwood
Topic: Torchwood
Pairings: None
Summary:  A Torchwood version of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck"
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Author's Note: Came up with these in my English class...lots of fun. ^_^

When you are in trouble, the first solution that pops into your mind is "Retcon"…you might be Torchwood.

Comments

[owensheart]

*giggle*

sexpenders! love it!!

[samueljames]

Very fun.

[royalladyemma]

OMG!!! ha ha ha...these are great!

I'm going to put you in my journal so more people can read you!!!

More!! Think up more!!!

[kausingkayn]

Wow, thanks!

Yeah, this is what happens when you daydream about Jack and Ianto in English class instead of writing the paper you were assigned.

[royalladyemma]

I don't want to sound rude, but I don't think there's any othe way. How old are you?????

I'm no good at higher maths because I always had a book hidden inside my maths book, so I was too busy reading to pay any attention.

Thank heavens for smart people and calculators!!!!

[kausingkayn]

No, not rude at all.
Turned 16 near the end of last year.

[frakkin_addict]

Oh, wonderful! Really made me giggle. :D

[kausingkayn]

Thanks so much!

[scifiangel]

If your boss has had more sex with more aliens than Captain Kirk…you might be Torchwood.

This one real made me laugh. Only Jack can claim that honor.

[kausingkayn]

Thanks so much!
Yeah, I wrote this right after the Star Trek movie came out, and couldn't help but compare the two. ^_^