You Might Be Torchwood
Title: You Might Be Torchwood
Topic: Torchwood
Pairings: None
Summary: A Torchwood version of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck"
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Author's Note: Came up with these in my English class...lots of fun. ^_^
When you are in trouble, the first solution that pops into your mind is "Retcon"…you might be Torchwood.
When having decaf is worse than dying…you might be Torchwood.
If your boss only wears two outfits…you might be Torchwood.
If a part of those outfits happens to be sexpenders…you might be Torchwood.
If you just watched your boss die three times in the past 24 hours…you might be Torchwood.
If you get really paranoid on Halloween…you might be Torchwood.
If your boss has had more sex with more aliens than Captain Kirk…you might be Torchwood.
If you have a stopwatch fetish…you might be Torchwood.
If you are having lunch with a friend who has been dead for two weeks…you might be Torchwood.
If you own a pet that is extinct…you might be Torchwood.
Topic: Torchwood
Pairings: None
Summary: A Torchwood version of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck"
Rating: K+
Genre: Humour
Author's Note: Came up with these in my English class...lots of fun. ^_^
When you are in trouble, the first solution that pops into your mind is "Retcon"…you might be Torchwood.
When having decaf is worse than dying…you might be Torchwood.
If your boss only wears two outfits…you might be Torchwood.
If a part of those outfits happens to be sexpenders…you might be Torchwood.
If you just watched your boss die three times in the past 24 hours…you might be Torchwood.
If you get really paranoid on Halloween…you might be Torchwood.
If your boss has had more sex with more aliens than Captain Kirk…you might be Torchwood.
If you have a stopwatch fetish…you might be Torchwood.
If you are having lunch with a friend who has been dead for two weeks…you might be Torchwood.
If you own a pet that is extinct…you might be Torchwood.