Reasons Why I Love Heather

[kaufie]

1. "In Soviet Russia, the spoons eat you!"
2. Her love of cheese, chocolate, butter, salt, and spicy foods.
3. She lets me know I'm not crazy.
4. She didn't hesitate to go see Grindhouse with me- high violence, high gore- and loved it.
5. She's got style.
6. She makes my boobs grow. (I swear they're bigger!)
7. She has a 50 lb. brain like me

Comments

[fashionista17]

EEEEEEEE!

I love you too!

[satanscientist]

how'd she do number 6?

[satanscientist]

PS: i was at bob and barbara's last night and I was looking around fer ya.

[kaufie]

OH MAN, I miss that place. I was thinking about Frank earlier as a matter of fact. Does he still work there? (Do you know who he is even? Manager, mid-late 30's, kind of short, lots of tattoos...)

[satanscientist]

Yes!
He gave me grief when i tried to get a beer.
It just wasn't the same bar without a kaufie.

[dreadiedanni]

do me :(