Reasons Why I Love Heather
1. "In Soviet Russia, the spoons eat you!"
2. Her love of cheese, chocolate, butter, salt, and spicy foods.
3. She lets me know I'm not crazy.
4. She didn't hesitate to go see Grindhouse with me- high violence, high gore- and loved it.
5. She's got style.
6. She makes my boobs grow. (I swear they're bigger!)
7. She has a 50 lb. brain like me.
2. Her love of cheese, chocolate, butter, salt, and spicy foods.
3. She lets me know I'm not crazy.
4. She didn't hesitate to go see Grindhouse with me- high violence, high gore- and loved it.
5. She's got style.
6. She makes my boobs grow. (I swear they're bigger!)
7. She has a 50 lb. brain like me.