Selkies are not this dumb.

This is rated NC-17... for Nose-Cola. Really, don't drink anything.

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I had the most bizarre nightmare this morning ( Read more... )

I have axolotl_lan to thank for this. .... if 'thank' is the right word....

This is why Japanese game shows can't have nice things!

TV guy: Don't you think it's strange to want to do this? Oh, you're hard!
Old man: No, I'm just healthy!
(thanks to darksakura for the translation ^__^;;;)

I mean it!!

Courtesy of the Failblog

Is it wrong that the first thing I think is 'Instant collector's item classics!'

Possibly NSFW, I'm not sure how it'd be classified.

Geez, ya try to be silly and ya get metaquotes'ed! This is scary! I've seen what can happen when someone gets metaquoted!

I'd have to dig out my old natal chart but given the way my life has gone, I was born during Mercury retrograde. My attempts to communicate generally flop like epileptic herring (thank you joasakura ) I try to be funny, it blows up in my ( Read more... )

Every time I log into LJ and see that spotlight for that "thenicestthings" community, I keep misreading it as "theincestthings."

Gacked from happydog

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!