exercises in procrastination
X if it is something you've NEVER done, and leave it (_) if you HAVE done it. Add one of your own.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER FOOLED AROUND WITH A CO-WORKER (eek!)
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
(_) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BLOWJOB/GIVEN A BLOWJOB TO SOMEONE ELSE
(X) I NEVER HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING PORN. (FANFIC NOT INCLUDED)
(_) I NEVER PRETENDED TO BE SOMEONE I WASN'T
(x) I NEVER HAVE STOLEN AN ORANGE CRUSTRUCTION BARREL FROM THE STREET IN DRAG
(x) I NEVER WENT OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED IN DRAG
(X) I NEVER GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BOTTLE IN A MOSH PIT
(_) I NEVER SHOWERED WITH MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER SPENT THE NIGHT IN A CAR
(_) I NEVER DID SOMETHING SO TERRIBLY SKETCH I HAD TO SWEAR EVEN MY BEST FRIENDS TO SECRECY ;)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED MYSELF
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER FOOLED AROUND WITH A CO-WORKER (eek!)
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
(_) I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN GIVEN A BLOWJOB/GIVEN A BLOWJOB TO SOMEONE ELSE
(X) I NEVER HAVE ENJOYED WATCHING PORN. (FANFIC NOT INCLUDED)
(_) I NEVER PRETENDED TO BE SOMEONE I WASN'T
(x) I NEVER HAVE STOLEN AN ORANGE CRUSTRUCTION BARREL FROM THE STREET IN DRAG
(x) I NEVER WENT OUT IN PUBLIC DRESSED IN DRAG
(X) I NEVER GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BOTTLE IN A MOSH PIT
(_) I NEVER SHOWERED WITH MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(X) I NEVER SPENT THE NIGHT IN A CAR
(_) I NEVER DID SOMETHING SO TERRIBLY SKETCH I HAD TO SWEAR EVEN MY BEST FRIENDS TO SECRECY ;)