The Behr Legacy 1.2
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I just love opening updates with Ares playing on the beach in the dark, don't I? Here he is masterfully crafting a sandcastle. Look at that detail! Amazing!
These two have fairly opposite sleep schedules, and when they don't, 'Sar tends to be passed out in her pancakes. So this is a welcome change.
Ares: I love you, sweetie...hey, why is your face sticky?
Ares: So. This weather. It's pretty crappy, huh.
Quasar: At least it's not snowing?
Well, here's one thing they don't argue about.
Quasar: You know what my favourite weather is? PARTLY CLOUDY.
Ares: Seriously...?
IKR. Whose favourite weather is "partly cloudy?!"
Quasar: That's it. I'm getting out of here.
(I love the useinaccessiblebeds hack)
Ares: OH MIGHTY COCONUT TREE. PLEASE BLESS ME WITH YOUR FERTILITY CHARM SO THAT I CAN HAVE THE SIX KIDS BOTH ME AND MY WIFE WANT TO MARRY OFF.
Just kidding. He was digging for shells.
There wasn't enough room for it next to 'Sar's starfish, so I put it on their BRAND NEW COUNTER!
I gave their house a more...homey makeover. Later, I remember to paint the floor blue, also.
Pregnancy Stage Third Trimester Achieved! *bing*
Sar, sweetie, I'm not sure tanning is safe for someone of your...um...delicate colour.
Wow, okay, that is probably so not good for the baby. >.>
You may not be able to tell...but this is Quasar WITH a tan. -.-
I just like including pretty widescreen shots of the lot. So sue me!
Quasar: Damn, I should know this one...what's an eight letter word for "echinoderm"?
He comes home with a promotion, like, every day.
Ares: Sweetie, I have something to show you!
Ares: I found something, just for you!
Quasar: You did?
Ares: Ta-da! It's a starfish!
Quasar: Hmmm. That looks familiar for some reason.
Ares: I knew you liked starfish, so I dug you this one up!
Quasar: You did? Are you...sure?
Ares: Of course I'm sure, sweetie!
Ares: Isn't it so awesome, though? It's perfectly preserved!
Quasar: You're right...that is pretty amazing!
Quasar: Thank you, sweetie. You're so thoughtful!
Ares: We have sex now.
Quasar: How can I say no to someone who cares so much about me? n_n
Ares, you're a jerk. XD
Quasar: ;O
Quasar: OHHH THERE IS A RUMBLY IN MY TUMBLY.
Ares: Would you keep it down? I'm trying to watch the Dog Whisperer.
Ares: OH MY STARS AND STRIPES! A BABY!
Yay!
This is Dreamboat, a boy!
n_n
And this is Athena Isela, a girl!
If you don't recall, all the children are named after Behr paint swatches. :D
...So, are you going to work, or not?
Ares wins my further affections by AUTONOMOUSLY PUTTING DREAMBOAT IN HIS CRIB. <333
She did end up going to work. Ares missed a day because of it, but hey, moneys!
Ares: Wow, this long, phallus-shaped fruit looks delicious. I can't wait to get it into my mouth...
Ares: Mmmm, it's so tasty...and long...
WHOA DUDE, WATCH THE TEETH. D:
This may be my first morning cuddle I've ever caught!
Definitely not the first morning woohoo, though. I want more bebes!
The family that reads together...uh...bleeds together? >.>
Dude. You have a house. But fine.
Dude, what kind of family sims are you guys?!
Quasar brought home Persimmon Drop. He is a fierce, hardened criminal.
...Obviously. >.>
Persimmon: I love SAND!
I gave in. -.- She's just...so cute, sewing her little deformed potholders!
I think this picture speaks for itself.
And, before this entry draws to a close, it's TODDLER TIME! Athena Isela goes first!
Quasar's eyes look terrible on toddlers, but she is still SO DARN ADORABLE.
And here is the very aptly-named Dreamboat! Someone inherited his mother's lips! :D
And...isn't very happy about it. >.>
That's better.
And we end with Athena Isela's adorable and vaguely lazy-eyed stare. XD
Next up, children! And hopefully excitement!