The Behr Legacy 1.1
[ 1.1 ]
After Ares' potential girlfriend finally decided to shower off her stink from the first update, it was apparently Coconut Time.
Ares: Got...one...Ugh, how the hell do Swallows get these darn things in the first place?*
*old monty python reference is quite old
Ares: Okay...so now I smash it against a rock.
Try...the other way around, maybe?
Ares: *thuk* *thuk*
Me: *wishes coconuts were that easy to open*
Ares: Mmmm, this is - AHURBLAGABLAAAHHHH.
Yeah, dude, coconut milk is kind of gross.
Quasar: So, Ares, want to -
Ares: No. You're naked. I don't do naked chicks.
But fully clothed is okay. I'm not even gonna ask.
Quasar: This is so romantic...just you, me, and the stars...
Ares: I didn't realise how great your rack was until just now.
Ares: Mind if I just cop a quick feel?
But her second day of life was apparently so exhausting that she fell asleep during their date.
Ares: Hey, Qua - oh. Is she seriously asleep?
Ares: Oh well, I'll just play with this werewolf.
Ares was still there the next morning, to witness Sar's rather animated breakfast-in-bed gestures. I didn't know sims could use this bed as a place to sit. That's awesome.
I have no words for this picture.
ETA:
brilliantkitten (11:34:33 PM): SEE THE WOLF DOES NOT LIKE THE STARFISH EITHER
Uncle Iroh Rocks (11:34:38 PM): HAHAHA
Uncle Iroh Rocks (11:34:46 PM): Are you...calling yourself a bitch?
brilliantkitten (11:34:53 PM): well duh
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The day passed uneventfully (eventlessly?) until Ares' cheap ass gave Sar a radio. Come on, dude. Where's my piano? My big screen TV?
This adorably evil creature is Amelia Campbell by jens_sims. Why you gotsa be so paper-stealy, Amelia? :(
Amelia: You're...you're right. This isn't my paper. It's wrong to take it. I...shouldn't even be here.
Amelia: But, I mean, I'm here anyway...I walked all the way across town...and it doesn't look like anyone's reading it right now...
Amelia: They probably read it all ready! I'm probably saving them the trouble of recycling it! That's it, I'm HELPING them!
...Whatever you need to tell yourself, darling.
A little charming goes a long way. *fistpump*
And then Ares rolled this want! 8D
:D...?
...D:
Ares: Wow. Awkward.
Sorry, buddy. I didn't know.
He totally just paid for her house to be remodeled, too. LOOK. WINDOWS.
:(((( I'm sorrryyyyy.
Luckily, the amazing view and the knowledge that he has a cozy beachside cottage to live in seem to cheer him up.
Uh, thanks, lady. I suppose by process of elimination that would make you Ares, if he's Rika. _simplyrandom, your sim may be having an identity crisis. Just a heads up.
OH AND THANKS FOR CALLING *AFTER* I REMODELED.
A shot of the house. Essentially all of it. This is the kind of picture tour I like making. :P
Ares, you all adorable in your generationally-appropriate garments.
The perfume is from the letter, by the way. The stink is her.
Why did Ares put perfume on his letter? >.>
I think by now pretty much all of you know that I'm bloody terrible about stats. So here these are. We are gonna have some goddamn neat kids this gen. >.>
And speaking of which.
Quasar: OMG, THAT WAS SO AWESOME I DID NOT EVEN REALISE THAT'S WHAT THOSE PARTS WERE FOR.
In layman's terms, that means she's pregnant.
I love generation one, where such things as people going to work are apparently picture-worthy.
Even if nothing between then and them arriving home is worth capping.
Oh, sweet, I've been waiting for that!
Muuuch better.
Whoa, what?! *checks a few shots back* Did you just fall in DOUBLE LOVE with him?!
~romantic~
Poor Quasar. She's one of those pregnant sims.
AUTONOMOUSLY APPROPRIATE MATERNITY JAMMIES FTW!
You're going to eat...what? O.o
Don't worry, guys. It turns out Quasar just thinks Ares is a salmon. Or something.
And to end this update on a positive note, It's promotion time* for Ares!
*similar to Coconut Time, but at the end of the update, instead of the beginning.
Now before I get 547280934 comments asking me what EP coconuts and whatnot come with, you can find all of them and more at MATY. It's not an EP, they're extracted from Castaway Stories. Remember to rtfm. :P
Next update will hold MORE STARFISH EXCITEMENT, and maybe a toddler or two.