The Potts Legacy 2.4
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Perhaps you thought I was dead! WELL YOU WERE WRONG. MWAHAHAHA. I am alive, and well, and I don't much like sims 3, so I have not left you hanging, darling readers! In fact, what I've been doing lately is trying to improve my health which involves such things as sunshine and exercise! Also, I've been preparing to completely uninstall and reinstall my game, which is an incredibly time-consuming process, but has me UTTERLY UTTERLY excited.
But enough preamble! Onwards!
We open the legacy with MUSIC TO MY EARS. If you don't recall, last update, April gave birth to QUADRUPLETS, to add to the FOUR CHILDREN all ready living in the house. Two were given up for adoption. The two that we kept were a boy and a girl, Leonora and Verdi.
Chun Li: Boo, you little baby!
Aww, don't be like that, Chun Li!
Carmen: When I grow up, I'm gonna get a boat, just like Andy Samberg.
Carmen: And I'm gonna travel everywhere!
Niko: What about trains? They can go places that boats can't!
Carmen: Yeeeaaaah, but I don't think ~dreamy~ T-Pain is gonna be on a train...
Carmen: Cuz I'm gonna marry T-Pain! When I grow up!
Sebastian: Dude, that's awesome. I wish I'd thought to marry T-Pain!
Leonora: So...think anyone remembers we're here?
Verdi: Doubt it.
But how could anyone forget the charming and sweet Marguerite?
Here's a picture of her happy. Memorize it. You may never see it again.
Sebastian: Hey mommy...do you and daddy love us?
April: Aww, honey, of course we do! More than anything!
Sebastian: Lying bitch.
April: What, dear? I didn't hear you?
tl;dr: DAMN RIGHT.
But not everyone in the family can be as winning as Nikolai, sadly.
Sebastian: I hate myself.
Another good one.
Nikolai: Hey, honey, why don't we work on some of that hom -
Carmen: You can just talk to the hand, because the face don't want to listen no more!
Nikolai: What?
Nikolai: C'mere, sweetie, give daddy a hug -
Carmen: WHOA WHOA WHOA NO TOUCHY!
Nikolai: Carmen, sweetheart, what's the matter? Are you mad at me?
Carmen: Well, no, not really. But the kids at school -
Nikolai: Ohh, honey...It's okay. Listen!
Nikolai: Your mom and I love you very much. Now we're trying very hard to help you, do you understand?
Carmen: Mmmhmm. :(
Nikolai: And I'm gonna make sure that the kids at school don't bother you anymore, okay?
Carmen: okay.
Nikolai: Good.
Nikolai: Now give your dad a hug.
Carmen: OH NO WAY DUDE.
Nikolai finally cons someone into doing homework.
Because it's Friday night in the game. And I get these popups. EVERY. HOUR.
IT'S LIKE YEAH SORRY WTF DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
Also, I added some kid stuff to the yard. This will become important later.
Nikolai: Hey Carmen! Want to work on that homework now?
Carmen: Boy howdy! Do I ever!
AND I managed to get all the kids to school. FOR A CHANGE.
Speaking of "for a change," APRIL. Operative word being CHANGE. HIS DIAPER.
As usual, Auntie Isobel to the rescue!
Well, at least there's a bit of success.
Marguerite: Hey, where'd that next green block go? It was right here?
Marguerite: UGH, YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THIS GAME, I HATE BLOCKS, I HATE EVERYTHING! RRRAAAAGH!
Elsewhere, two of the more adjusted children play a much harder game and get much less upset about it.
I was pretty proud...hadn't used this thing AT ALL since Emily! But...homework. D:
Sebastian: Homework. D:
Sadly, at this point homework of all the children has been delegated to whoever's icon is the greenest. I TOOK OUT SSHACK OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO GET THEM TAKEN AWAY.
I also took out nowarmth fixes. THAT MEANS JUMPING ON THE BED = SOCIAL WORKER AGAIN. CARMEN STOP.
In other news, Ada Hightower here IS getting in this legacy.
Homework slave #2.
COME ON, DUDE, YOUR ICON IS TOTES GREEN.
Guess who's next? Wake up, Marguerite!
Yeah, there's still a pile of homework over there. I gotta pick my battles, okay?
Carmen: NUH UH, I am NOT doing that "homework" stuff.
Bitch.
Meanwhile, SOME people don't have defective relationships.
And Nikolai just needs one more skill point for his LTW!
And he needs just a little more time to do it in!
Nikolai: Oh, the pain is unbearable! I just can't come into work today!
Nikolai: Teehee, what a schmuck! He's totally buying it!
Nikolai: Uh, what? Uh huh? Oh. Uh. Yes, sir.
Nikolai: Well. That was awkward.
You're telling me! O.o!
Oh, and btw, he didn't get demoted. IDK what is up with the Pottses and avoiding job trouble, but they've got a knack.
Hide is the obvious choice. And we won!
But when God opens a door somewhere, elsewhere he closes the window.
You know what, Carmen? I liked you. But I don't anymore. Complain to someone else.
You stomp that D-, cowgirl.
YOU ARE NOT INCREASING MY LIKE FOR YOU.
I actually took a picture every time April made it to the carpool, and every time all the kids made it to school. There...weren't that many. But I'm not posting all of them anyway.
Marguerite: Wooo! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! I LOVE THIS PLAYGROUND WOOO!
Carmen: UGH this house SUCKS! There's nothing fun to do!
Marguerite: *in background* OMG THIS IS SO MUCH FUN MY MIND IS BLOWN BY HOW FUN THIS IS!
Finally she decides that watching TV is infinitely more fun that playing outside with your siblings.
AND WOULD SOMEONE PUSH THE TV BACK PLEASE?!
What are you so happy about?
Nikolai: I've got toddlers!
What?
Why, so you do! This is the adorable Leonora!
And the dashing young Verdi!
Elsewhere, I finally got so frustrated with the homework situation that I used Marguerite's lifestage command to ASK for homework help.
AND I DO NOT REGRET IT.
Elsewhere, in a puddle of his own piddle, Amadeus is wiggling!
...Wiggling his way into teenhood!
Amadeus: That sucked.
Emily: My descendants are suffering? FUCK YEAH.
wtf emily you are dead, shut up.
He...uh...wasn't too impressed with his makeover.
Or the fact that he wet himself.
Luckily, then he passed out, so he couldn't notice how stinky he was.
Also, he's pretty hot here.
Nikolai: Okay, now, when you do your -
Nikolai: homework, you should - wait, Marguerite...?
Marguerite: Yeah, no, sorry, I'm done.
YOU BITCH THAT WAS YOUR ONLY LIFESTAGE COMMAND!
Sebastian: I'm not sharing a bed with her! I may have wet myself in an undignified fashion, but I still have STANDARDS!
I didn't ask you to, hon.
This is a nightly ritual. They complain about being tired, refuse to sleep next to person x, then complain, then refuse person z, then complain, etc etc, until finally they try to go to an unoccupied bed. ANNOYING.
(Also! Self-Wetting #20!)
And #21.
Ball of Stink: 8D *pedostare*
I'd cry, too, Carmen, if BoS touched my no-no spot.
When Amadeus regains consciousness, he proves himself quite an attentive family sim (though I think he's Knowledge).
And, OKAY, where is the option to drive all the kids to school? WTF?
Isobel: This update sucks! I'm barely in it at all!
Sorry, Isobel. You're just so...self-sufficient!
Carmen: UGH, this report card SUCKS! What am I doing WRONG?!
You mean, other than EVERYTHING?!
Carmen: You know what? Fuck school. I'm gonna be a stripper.
OKAY, LOL.
Sebastian: I have achieved a good grade.
Sebastian: Ah, what the hell, YESSS I GOT AN A+!!!
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders: 2
Perma-Platinum Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 2
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Social Worker Visits: 0
Pass Outs: 10
Food Pass Outs: 6
Self-Wetting: 21
Repo-Man Visits: 1
Fires: 2
Fights: 0
Deaths: 2
Abductions: 0
Overheating/Freezing: 0
That's all for now! Sorry for the lengthy wait time! But! Now I can play my legacies again! Hoorah!