The Dork Legacy 6.0
Previously, on The Dork Legacy:
[ 1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5 ]
[ 2.0 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 2.3 | 2.4 | 2.5 | 2.6 | 2.7 ]
[ 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.6 ]
[ 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 ]
[ 5.0 | 5.1 | 5.2 | 5.3 | 5.4 | 5.5 | 5.6 | 5.7 ]
Last time, the crew of Red Dwarf trashed their Greek House rather thoroughly. Sarina moved in and became my fast favourite for Lister's spouse. Some affairs occurred, Cat became a vampire, and general University shenanigans abounded. In the end, some people died and then came back to life, and now one of those people is back, with the heir of generation 6, Lister Dork!
While I show you these two in front of the house, allow me to commiserate that I never ended up making the teaser pictures for Uni "The Dork Smegacy." That would have been awesome. But I feel that the opportunity is passed, now.
Here is Sarina's makeover, the first of many. I LIKE DRESSING HER UP OKAY.
Greeting the new mother-in-law. In typical sim style.
GlaDos loves hugs. Like, it's a little scary/pathetic how often she follows people around trying to hug them. I think her programming is going soft.
Keep it in your pants, mister! D:
Speaking of mister, here's Lister! And his new makeover! I saw that hair, and while it's not the most attractive one in the world, it very much fit his namesake. And what the hell, I thought. My sims don't have to be perfect-pretty all the time.
Lister: Heehee, did you hear that one thing about Cat?
Lister: He's totally not best friends anymore...
Lister: With Nate! Isn't that hilarious?
Um. No, not really.
FAMILY SIMS. DDDDDDX NO.
Yes, go play with the cat. It's LIKE having 20 grandchildren, only better. >.>
Lister: And so then I realised, that your name is like Farina, but with an S!
Sarina: Yeah! :D
Judah: Hey hey hey, what you guys talking about? You talking about Sarina?
Sarina: Hee hee, Lister, you're so funny! ^_^
Lister: :D
Judah: Hey I'm funny too hey hey pay attention to me!
There's no point to this picture. Or if there was, I've forgotten it. Anyway, jumproping robots!
Oh boy. -.- This is going to be interesting.
Q: WHY IS THIS BITCH EVEN HERE? WHO SAID SHE COULD TALK TO ME?!
Oh, and I felt it was time for a little closure. So Lister invited Judah in female form Jasmin over. This is how he greeted her. >.< Luckily, Sarina is an oblivious sweet and forgiving woman.
When this popped up shortly afterwards, I laughed so hard I almost peed. Also, if you can't tell, this neighborhood has pretty much all ready had it. >.<
Anyway, back to the breakup.
Lister: Mmm, my lovely future wife, mwah mwah.
Jasmin: Don't make me hungry angry...you won't like me when I'm hungry angry!
Jasmin: BITCH YOU SAID AH WAS YO BOO.
Lister: Aww, come on, ho, don't be wack like dat.
Sarina: They're fighting! :D
Jasmin: YOU AIN'T MAH BABEH DADDEH ANYWAY! I LIED TO GET CHILD SUPPO'!
Lister: wut bitch?
Sarina: :D They're talking about children. I like children.
Lister: HO, YOU BETTA GIVE ME BACK MAH MONEY!
Sarina: Doot de doo. Getting bored now.
Sarina: *birdwatches*
Lister: BITCH YOU CAN KISS MAH ASS! YOU AIN'T MAH BROWN SUGAH NO MO.
Jasmin: *gasp!* Lister...no...you...you can't mean that! D8
Lister: GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN.
Jasmin: Baaaaaawwww!
Sarina: Is that a goose?
Jocelyn: JOCELYN SMASH!
And this is why I don't date girls anymore. O.o
Jocelyn: I hate you, Lister. I hate that you get the paper and I don't!
Everyone else: HEY, THAT'S NOT YOURS! PUT THAT BACK!
Sarina: HEY YOU DUMB LADY! I'LL BET YOUR PARROTS DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE A THIEF.
Me: Um. It's "parents."
Lister: *screams like a girl*
Lister: Bitch ass grandmother.
Lister: Look. It's not my fault! It's just that...well, you look just like my dad, only a girl. I just didn't notice it right away.*
*I know no one read the Strangewayes legacy, but this is a bad habit of mine. D:
Yeah, that looks a lot like the normal "We can still be friends" agreement.
Yeah. This neighborhood is totally done for. And it's BRAND NEW. D:
By the way: GlaDos is now Fortune/Romance, making her 10 times as dangerous awesome.
Oh, suck it up. You've got another one.
Speaking of another one, it was time for a new house. D: I know, I know. That's three houses for these past three generations. But I happened to have been building one anyway, to try out the new stuff in AL, and it so happened that when I next loaded the Dorks' house, no one could use any tables or counters, no matter what I did.
I'll be posting a tour of the house (and the lot to download, if you just LOVE custom content, lol) separately.
lol.
In-lot view of the whole house. It's pretty elaborate, but the third floor is just decoration.
Seriously, the lot had not finished loading before these two were inside, getting ready to christen the bed.
Well, go at it. Be fruitful, live long, and prosper.
Oh, and here's a sneak peek at the dining room.
Boo and Frankenstein (haha, it's like Halloween) are making themselves at home.
So is Roman. -.- They STILL spy on Adora-Belle.
Margaret has Janeway's neck issues.
Sarina: I think it would be cool if you had alien babies! :D
Wow. There are an awful lot of pointless pictures this update. >.>
YES. I KNOW. SHUT UP.
AND YOU, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! COPS DON'T FLY.
Lister: Hey guess what Iiiii've~ Gottt~!
Sarina: Oooh ooh!
Sarina: OH MY GAWD.
Sarina: A CIRCLE! YOU GOT ME A CIRCLE! 8DDD
Sarina: Hey neato, it fits on my finger! I LOVE circles!
Wait. You two weren't in love yet? O.O
Also, did you catch my magic photo-insertion skills there? The lot crashed after Sarina and Lister got engaged, so I reloaded, and the second time I had him propose, her hair was different. lol.
Sarina: Did...I just see a baby in here?
With a bun in the oven, it was time to have a wedding party! Wyatt apparently didn't get the message not to die during the ceremony. But it's okay. He lived.
See, you know why this picture is hilarious? Because Cat is wearing a smoking jacket. AND. HE'S SMOKING. BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE. AND IT IS DAYTIME. 8D
Also, Rimmer and his lovely wife Alexis.
And the rest of the guests. brilliantcat's self sim, Cat Brilliant, with her interesting new hairstyle...Also Nate, and Kristin's husband, Kyle. Kristin was able to attend, but unfortunately was invisible and couldn't do anything.
KRISTIN WHY YOU BREAK-A MY GAME ALLA TIME?
Look, it's like school! No one wants to sit in the front.
Lister: Fisticuffs, my dear wife?
Sarina: Wow, that is so three generations ago.
Apparently Q is just irresistible.
Lister: I'm so glad my mom is here.
Q: Fuck, I hate weddings, I'm leaving.
Cat: SIT DOWN, WOMAN, I CAN'T SEE.
Ta-da!
Everyone: Yay! *applauds*
Everyone: Yay! *applauds*
Q: fucking weddings I hate them, I hate them all. Lister is stupid, this whole thing is stupid. I hate weddings.
Q: I can't believe my gormless daughter married you, you're so hot.
Kyle: *fans self* *titters*
Q: Oh, it's cake time?! :D
Okay, fine, everyone's hot.
Sarina: Cake or death?
Lister: Death, please. Er, Cake! Cake! I meant cake!
Sarina: Ahahaha you said death first! Aaa~ death first, death first!
Lister: But I MEANT cake.
He's lucky she's the Church of England.
Sarina: Did you KNOW that, like, if you don't eat, you'll DIE?
Sarina: lol! I like, totally found that out the hard way! :D
Rimmer: *sits down, fascinated*
Margaret (wearing the traditional Dork-grandmother formalwear) missed the ceremony. But it's okay, she had a good excuse. She was playing the sims.
Sarina: Oooh. A kitty!
Frankenstein: Don't...move...they detect...movement...
YES, YOU'RE - what the hell are you wearing? O.o
Sarina: He's a talented singer!
Rimmer: *stands to attention*
Sarina: Oh my gosh, I just had the best party ever! I, like, got married and stuff! 8D
Judah is very modest.
Roman: *in vibratey voice* Oooohhhhh tthhhhiiisss beeeeedddd issssss niiiiicccceeee!
INAPPROPRIATE. SHE IS YOUR RELATIONS. ER, NIECE.
These two go at it probably more than any two people in a suit and a Mrs. Claus dress ought to.
Obligatory aww picture.
GlaDos: I could make a lot of money off of her singing...
Roman: I forgot...is it rape the houses and burn the women...or the other way around?
Q: LOLOLOLOLOL DAD, you're so crazy. :D
Judah: I'm just gonna...relax over here. If anyone cares to join me. Hint hint.
Hey look, it's Margaret! Randomly.
Margaret: Do I want the Baka Biscuits? Or the Kawaii Krumpets?
Sarina: *yelling* HEEEELLOOO! BABY! ARE YOU DOWN THERE?!
Sarina: So! I met this vampire, this one time!
Sarina: He was SOOOO hot!
Lister: I'm leaving.
Sarina: *trails off* I bet he liked to paint things...
Roman: That's my grandson, you know! :D
Sarina: Oh my gosh, really? You should teach him to recycle! It's so good for the earth! 8D
Sarina: Um, hello, Big Sky Person? My tummy is grumbling!
Sarina: OH, THERE'S the baby I've been looking for! It was right here all along! 80
Roman: Cool! Check out my awesome moves!
Sarina: What is he...doing?
Roman: I bet you totally like me now, huh. XD
Sarina: YEAH TOTALLY! ROCK ON!
These two are like, BFF.
Roman: You know that dumb girl with the stupid hair?
Sarina: lololol she was at my wedding.
Roman: Between you and me, I think she trafficks drugs for a living.
Sarina: Oh my GOD, she drives an Aspirin delivery truck?! 80
Sarina is the sharpest crayon in the picnic.
GlaDos: Test Subject Roman, I do not wish to speak with you.
GlaDos: But we can SING~! :D
GlaDos: *to the tune of A Whole New World* I can show you the world...
GlaDos: I heard once, you made Dean's~ list~!
GlaDos: Tell me, Bluebell, now when did you last let your heart decide?
Roman: I could open your eyes! Take you -
GlaDos: No, no, the moment's gone. We're done.
Elsewhere, similar conversations are being had.
Sarina: So...maybe...do you like baseball?
Q: >[
Q: Baseball, huh?
Sarina: YEAH! Baseball! Heehee!
Q: Listen, worthless daughter-in-law. Let me tell you something about sports. They all suck.
Sarina: I like soccer though, too! 8D
Q: >[
Sarina: And tennis!
Q: Okay, NOW you're just making stuff up. What the hell is tennis?!
Q: And why the hell haven't you given me grandchildren yet?!
Sarina: Well, I guess I could just never be as good a mom as you!
Q: Yeah, I am a pretty stellar parent, aren't I?
Q: You know, you're not as immensely trogloditic as you look.
And we end this update with a very early photo of generation 7.
Hope you enjoyed! See you again next time! :D