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[kattidya]

I'm a WICCA, so I must sacrifice kittens.

I am RELIGIOUS, so I must be a mindless kook who forces her beliefs on other people.

I am FINNISH, so I must drink vodka.

I am a TEENAGE GIRL, so I must be a ditzy prep.

I am a FEMINIST, so I must be a radical man- hating abortionist lesbian.

I am a VEGETARIAN, so I must free foxes from their cages.

I am a HIPPIE, so I must smoke pot.

I am BISEXUAL, so I must only look for attention.

I am SCHIZOPHRENIC, so I must think that I've been abducted by aliens.

I like HORROR MOVIES, so I must become a psychotic murderer.