Tue, 14:58: How many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb? - Two. One changes it and the other smashes it to his forehead.
Tue, 15:00: How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb? - Five. One changes it and four sing about how they miss the old lightbulb.
Tue, 15:00: How many misogynists does it take to change a lightbulb? - None. They ask their moms to change it.
Tue, 15:02: How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? - None. They just pay it a compliment and get pissed off when it won't screw.
Tue, 15:03: How many homophobes does it take to change a lightbulb? - None. They are afraid of change, even if it makes the world a lighter place.