I have a couple of neat ideas for The Ramones “bandom” fanfics; these are all dedicated to my soul sister Schlitzie “
sweetcarolanne” Ramone :3
1. “H♥mina!”
Joey has started wearing dresses along with his leather jacket and Converses, announcing that he is genderfluid which was barely a word in the 70’s. How will this affect the band and their image, especially his right wing bandmate Johnny who despises drag queens?
2. “Oceansoul”
Johnny is a broken down old man, sick with prostrate cancer and missing his bandmate, Joey.
He has a dream about Joey being a merman in the afterlife, beckoning him to join Joey in the ocean.
3. “Why me?”
Johnny, Tommy, Joey and DeeDee are looking for a new recording studio, which turns out to be a complete shithole that they have to fix by themselves. Hilarity ensues, with Johnny being the only smart in the bunch and asking many times "Why me?"
4. “Make Love to Me, Please” (based on a dream I had)
Joey is struggling with depression and trying to figure out his sexuality while trying to keep his bad ass image. Johnny, Tommy, DeeDee, C.J., Marky, Richie and Elvis cheer him up by holding a “dicking party” where Joey is the quest of honor :>
4. “All the Freaks of the world, UNITE!”
Two Ramones fangirls, Carol Anne and Miia, are the luckiest girls in the world because they get to be the bridesmaids of Phroso and Schlitzie ^_^
5. “Baby Ramone”
Joey and Johnny adopt a baby girl.