So, there was a
poll about who's the top of Holmes and Watson, with comments having arguments such as Holmes being the bottom because he's tiny and adorable, or Watson being the bottom because he's blond and blue-eyed. And for a while, I hated fandom and growled THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Then I reminded myself: Self, your reaction to pretty boys is to torture them horribly. You have just written your SECOND prison rape story in just a few months, and no, the fact that it's only attempted prison rape this time is not a mitigating factor. You have NO moral high ground.
So I lowered my head in shame and stopped hating fandom for its ridiculous stereotypes.
Of course, this only means I can hate the fandom for discussing a Psych/Sherlock Holmes crossover and STILL treating Shawn/Lassiter as the obvious pairing. FFS look at the counterparts! LOOK at the damn counterparts! Are you pairing Holmes/Lestrade? I don't think you are...
...Actually, if you are, I think I kind of love you. The world needs more fun!crazy to offset all the unfun!crazy.