the advantages of marrying Legolas
From a recent Nemi comic strip:
Nemi: Hey, Legolas is an elf... And since there aren't that many of them, he's sure to have a cousin at the North Pole, isn't he? Because Santa has elves working for him? So when I marry Legolas, I'm bound to get gift-advantages, don't you think?
Guy: Yes.
Nemi: Yes??
Guy: I've known you long enough to know that when you haven't slept in 48 hours it's best to agree with anything coming out of your mouth.
Nemi: I like you. I'll ask Legolas to put in a good word for you too.
Guy: Thanks.
Nemi: Hey, Legolas is an elf... And since there aren't that many of them, he's sure to have a cousin at the North Pole, isn't he? Because Santa has elves working for him? So when I marry Legolas, I'm bound to get gift-advantages, don't you think?
Guy: Yes.
Nemi: Yes??
Guy: I've known you long enough to know that when you haven't slept in 48 hours it's best to agree with anything coming out of your mouth.
Nemi: I like you. I'll ask Legolas to put in a good word for you too.
Guy: Thanks.