Latest dream world adventure
I just had the most wonderful dream ever. I MUST tell people about it.
It starts off, and I am in Alaska playing cards with the Yakuza. I am losing extremely badly. I'm surprised at how terrible I am handling this game. Some stuff happens, and suddenly I find that I lost so badly that I am now married to a high up Yakuza Mob Bosses Daughter. I have no idea how it occurred, but this would not be the first time I did a pretty impressive job of losing in a card game before.
I end up fleeing to Vancouver where me and Marcel stage both our deaths using various favours held with the Hell's Angels might provide. No bodies are ever recovered, and the various news agencies recognise that if my body has not been found, that it will need to be recovered. As chances are I lived through what involved a lot of fire, napalm, cars and chainsaws.
This attempt to stage our death was filled with clues to people that a wedding was to be held between me and Marcel and that is why we pretended to be dead. As that would take a much quicker time to explain than me trying to escape a high ranking Yakuza Mob's Daughter who is now legally my wife.
Showing up for the ceremonies are Ian, Yves and Marinela. Each of which have super powers in the course of the dream, as by the time they show up, the Yakuza have already figured out what has happened and have already begun to act.
Ian has the ability to hold a intense mental and emotional connection with horses... and humans that have faces shaped like horses. His intense connection to know their inner most selves comes entirely by the shape of their face being horse like. When he uses it to solve cases, such as the missing diamond heist of '06, the persons are usually rather irritated his abilities works on them.
Yves is a 250yr old land elemental spirit who is merely pretending to be human because of Revenue Canada. See being a spirit bound to the land, he really is rather immobilized to a set of locations, which makes it rather hard for him to evade taxes. So he pretends to be human as under the current set of laws, rules and regulations maintaining the guise of human allows for a much more favourable set of tax laws to follow and peruse upon. He lives in fear of the day Revenue Canada catches onto his ruse as being a powerful elemental spirit derived from the land, and not actually human. Revenue Canada will not be kind to him.
Marinela is a seer, who is capable of viewing all with her Crystal Ball. She usually gives me privacy not out of ethics... but because any time she points her Crystal Ball my way it results in a situation that does not make any sense, and gives her a headache trying to figure out and rationalised.
Another wedding guest Hayley just keeps texting me to just marry the damned daughter of the powerful Yakuza Mob Boss, and not have any issues with it. She was quite privy on the matter, me having lost quite a few games of cards to her before.
By the time these three show up, the Yakuza had already been through here... evidence being tank treed marks, trees exploded into slivers and large fields of sand dunes where mighty mountains once stood. They were not exactly happy it seems.
Also I am disembodied and trying to talk to these three. The events have however greatly affected their personal mental health.
Ian has grabbed a member of the Yakuza's foot, and turned it into a Horse Shaped Puppet. However, the member being Chinese, it only speaks Cantonese and resists Ian's attempts to teach it English. As there are only so many people capable of talking with a Horse Shaped Puppet of a dead Chinese man's foot. It stubbornly resisted learning how to learn English. Ian was not able to talk with me, due to me not having a horse face and Ian not knowing enough Cantonese to hear the Chinese man's foot pointing my current location.
Yves is distracted by a trickster spirit he has been procrastinating about catching, and bringing to supernatural justice... as anything that entity comes up with, easily makes more sense than what is going on in front of him.
Marinela is checking the last emotional memories of a sea of sand dunes. It has me and a high ranking Yakuza member on top of a mountain during an intense thunder storm, with intense wind, sleet and hail. "You not think my daughter ugly do you?"
I then reply, tired confused and stressed from the current situation, currently holding onto a small tree to keep from sliding off a cliff, "I'm certain she is very attractive... I'm just not attracted to oriental Asian looking women. Thus the marriage would never work."
Then all that is left in the emotional imprinted memory on the sand dune is intense anger with untracable events in amongst it.
I try pointing out that my body is still alive, I'm just warded from the spot it fell... but Marinela was stuck searching through the anger and the sand looking for my body. Unable to hear me.
Marcel was conveniently missing for the Yakuza's attack having some sense to be ten minutes late... thus saving him from the mess.
It starts off, and I am in Alaska playing cards with the Yakuza. I am losing extremely badly. I'm surprised at how terrible I am handling this game. Some stuff happens, and suddenly I find that I lost so badly that I am now married to a high up Yakuza Mob Bosses Daughter. I have no idea how it occurred, but this would not be the first time I did a pretty impressive job of losing in a card game before.
I end up fleeing to Vancouver where me and Marcel stage both our deaths using various favours held with the Hell's Angels might provide. No bodies are ever recovered, and the various news agencies recognise that if my body has not been found, that it will need to be recovered. As chances are I lived through what involved a lot of fire, napalm, cars and chainsaws.
This attempt to stage our death was filled with clues to people that a wedding was to be held between me and Marcel and that is why we pretended to be dead. As that would take a much quicker time to explain than me trying to escape a high ranking Yakuza Mob's Daughter who is now legally my wife.
Showing up for the ceremonies are Ian, Yves and Marinela. Each of which have super powers in the course of the dream, as by the time they show up, the Yakuza have already figured out what has happened and have already begun to act.
Ian has the ability to hold a intense mental and emotional connection with horses... and humans that have faces shaped like horses. His intense connection to know their inner most selves comes entirely by the shape of their face being horse like. When he uses it to solve cases, such as the missing diamond heist of '06, the persons are usually rather irritated his abilities works on them.
Yves is a 250yr old land elemental spirit who is merely pretending to be human because of Revenue Canada. See being a spirit bound to the land, he really is rather immobilized to a set of locations, which makes it rather hard for him to evade taxes. So he pretends to be human as under the current set of laws, rules and regulations maintaining the guise of human allows for a much more favourable set of tax laws to follow and peruse upon. He lives in fear of the day Revenue Canada catches onto his ruse as being a powerful elemental spirit derived from the land, and not actually human. Revenue Canada will not be kind to him.
Marinela is a seer, who is capable of viewing all with her Crystal Ball. She usually gives me privacy not out of ethics... but because any time she points her Crystal Ball my way it results in a situation that does not make any sense, and gives her a headache trying to figure out and rationalised.
Another wedding guest Hayley just keeps texting me to just marry the damned daughter of the powerful Yakuza Mob Boss, and not have any issues with it. She was quite privy on the matter, me having lost quite a few games of cards to her before.
By the time these three show up, the Yakuza had already been through here... evidence being tank treed marks, trees exploded into slivers and large fields of sand dunes where mighty mountains once stood. They were not exactly happy it seems.
Also I am disembodied and trying to talk to these three. The events have however greatly affected their personal mental health.
Ian has grabbed a member of the Yakuza's foot, and turned it into a Horse Shaped Puppet. However, the member being Chinese, it only speaks Cantonese and resists Ian's attempts to teach it English. As there are only so many people capable of talking with a Horse Shaped Puppet of a dead Chinese man's foot. It stubbornly resisted learning how to learn English. Ian was not able to talk with me, due to me not having a horse face and Ian not knowing enough Cantonese to hear the Chinese man's foot pointing my current location.
Yves is distracted by a trickster spirit he has been procrastinating about catching, and bringing to supernatural justice... as anything that entity comes up with, easily makes more sense than what is going on in front of him.
Marinela is checking the last emotional memories of a sea of sand dunes. It has me and a high ranking Yakuza member on top of a mountain during an intense thunder storm, with intense wind, sleet and hail. "You not think my daughter ugly do you?"
I then reply, tired confused and stressed from the current situation, currently holding onto a small tree to keep from sliding off a cliff, "I'm certain she is very attractive... I'm just not attracted to oriental Asian looking women. Thus the marriage would never work."
Then all that is left in the emotional imprinted memory on the sand dune is intense anger with untracable events in amongst it.
I try pointing out that my body is still alive, I'm just warded from the spot it fell... but Marinela was stuck searching through the anger and the sand looking for my body. Unable to hear me.
Marcel was conveniently missing for the Yakuza's attack having some sense to be ten minutes late... thus saving him from the mess.