Well, I went to a party today, and normally I'd expect to be posting a funny EEP quote about now. But tonight, the hono(u)r goes to my dad on the drive home:
Dad: So, was that guy waiting for you outside when we got there Alex?
Me: No, that was Timmy.
Dad: Oh.
(brief pause)
Dad:
TIMOTHAY!Me: It was going to be one of us.