Voldemort plays WoW
I had a dream last night in which Voldemort played WoW, and he wanted me to run his lowbie Undead rogue through the Deadmines. I kid you not.
He kept sending me whispers, bugging me, and I was like, "Dude, you're the Dark Lord, get a Death Eater to run you through." But he said he was hiding on a low-level alt today because he was tired of the pressure of being the big baddie.
So then I protested that I couldn't help his Undead alt because he's Horde and I'm Alliance. Somehow he knew that I had a level 60+ troll rogue (damn Legilimency working through the Internet!) so that excuse didn't fly.
Finally I was like, "Okay, okay, fine, meet me at the instance."
When I got there, there was another player in the group, and I don't know who he was, but he didn't know that Voldemort was the Undead rogue so V whispered me insisting that I didn't give away his identity.
I don't remember much of the rest of the dream, but I had to go AFK a lot and when I came back he was usually dead from doing something stupid while I was gone. Too bad we didn't have a warlock around to make a Horcrux soulstone. ;)
My brain is a weird place. This should not come as a shock to anyone.
He kept sending me whispers, bugging me, and I was like, "Dude, you're the Dark Lord, get a Death Eater to run you through." But he said he was hiding on a low-level alt today because he was tired of the pressure of being the big baddie.
So then I protested that I couldn't help his Undead alt because he's Horde and I'm Alliance. Somehow he knew that I had a level 60+ troll rogue (damn Legilimency working through the Internet!) so that excuse didn't fly.
Finally I was like, "Okay, okay, fine, meet me at the instance."
When I got there, there was another player in the group, and I don't know who he was, but he didn't know that Voldemort was the Undead rogue so V whispered me insisting that I didn't give away his identity.
I don't remember much of the rest of the dream, but I had to go AFK a lot and when I came back he was usually dead from doing something stupid while I was gone. Too bad we didn't have a warlock around to make a Horcrux soulstone. ;)
My brain is a weird place. This should not come as a shock to anyone.