Well, duh!
There's a site that generates random "facts" that are best known as Chuck Norris jokes. For kicks I entered in "my goldfish" as the name to use, and it returned this:
My goldfish sleeps with his eyes open.
Well, duh! They're fish, they have no eyelids! LMAO!
I was also amused by:
My goldfish is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
and
My goldfish qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Unfortunately the rest of the generated answers really weren't that funny (and a couple were mildly offensive), just a lot of the same old Chuck Norris jokes. But the "sleeps with his eyes open" one cracked me up.
My goldfish sleeps with his eyes open.
Well, duh! They're fish, they have no eyelids! LMAO!
I was also amused by:
My goldfish is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
and
My goldfish qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
Unfortunately the rest of the generated answers really weren't that funny (and a couple were mildly offensive), just a lot of the same old Chuck Norris jokes. But the "sleeps with his eyes open" one cracked me up.