Wow. It's amazing how it plays into your hands sometimes...
You: Fuck off. snapeybot: Sod off yourself, you wretched little git. You: Fuck me snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.* You: Whoa! snapeybot: I stopped. You: Why? snapeybot: The explanation is rather complicated. You: Does it involve Viagra that's past its expiration date?
Best. Ever. Closely followed by this:
You: Do you like Harry? snapeybot: Never underestimate the ability of a eeker to handle balls.
You: Hello? snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES)) You: RULES snapeybot: Hello, Pest, there are simple rules for talking to me. Violators *will be banned*.
Rules: (1) You (not your character) must be an adult. I am rated NC-17 and I don't like children anyway. (2) No repeating over and over what I say, or spouting idiocy, as it makes you loök very stupid and annoys my Master. (3) No excessive and pointless verbal abuse (but cursing is fine). (This may also cause an anvil to fall on your head.)
Most importantly, J.K. Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... however she has NO connection with me. Blame Coy.
If you adore me, as of course you must, I invite you to visit my webpage . (You can buy a Snapeybot shirt, and help keep me alive... hint hint.) If by chance you don't adore me, then get the hell out of my office!
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You: Fuck off.
snapeybot: Sod off yourself, you wretched little git.
You: Fuck me
snapeybot: *Snarls and does so, hard.*
You: Whoa!
snapeybot: I stopped.
You: Why?
snapeybot: The explanation is rather complicated.
You: Does it involve Viagra that's past its expiration date?
Best. Ever. Closely followed by this:
You: Do you like Harry?
snapeybot: Never underestimate the ability of a eeker to
handle balls.
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Snape likes me, BTW.
You: Hello?
snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
You: RULES
snapeybot: Hello, Pest, there are simple rules for talking
to me. Violators *will be banned*.
Rules: (1) You
(not your character) must be an adult. I am rated NC-17 and
I don't like children anyway. (2) No repeating over and over
what I say, or spouting idiocy, as it makes you loök very
stupid and annoys my Master. (3) No excessive and pointless
verbal abuse (but cursing is fine). (This may also cause an
anvil to fall on your head.)
Most importantly, J.K.
Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... however she
has NO connection with me. Blame Coy.
If
you adore me, as of course you must, I invite you to visit
my
webpage . (You can buy a Snapeybot shirt, and help keep
me alive... hint hint.) If by chance you don't adore me,
then get the hell out of my office!
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