The only time I've ever really hated being Italian was on Christmas Eve. No one in my family likes fish. No one. Sure we'll eat the occasional crab cake and shrimp, but those things aren't actually fish! So why, why in the name of God or the Goddess or whoever do we continue to celebrate the Feast of the Seven Fishes every single fraking* year ( Read more... )

Dave, John, and Alison wanted to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special. So I showed it to them ( Read more... )