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This morning when I came into the living room, Joe was already sitting on the sofa watching TV. He gave me this blank stare as I crossed the room, which only the trained eye could perceive as bitter and annoyed in that typical Joe way. It was about 11:30- WAY before his wake up time, so I asked him if he'd pulled an all-nighter (although I was really just trying to gauge his response to make sure he was pissed, and that it wasn't just me). He didn't reply- just stared blankly ahead. I let it go at that, but he gave me a great idea for a game show. The show would be called "Why is Joe Mad?"
Are we out of potatoe chips?
Is someone trying to be "the boss"?
Or is he just a sour bastard who needs to cut back on the all nighters?
Joe would sit on a stool so people could observe his facial expressions and hazard thier guesses accordingly. The winner of the game got to administer some sleeping pills to Joe (buried in chips and salsa) to knock him out for the day so they could watch thier own gaddamn TV and not have to put up with his shitty moods.
Anyway, I think it's a great idea- I'd host.
Are we out of potatoe chips?
Is someone trying to be "the boss"?
Or is he just a sour bastard who needs to cut back on the all nighters?
Joe would sit on a stool so people could observe his facial expressions and hazard thier guesses accordingly. The winner of the game got to administer some sleeping pills to Joe (buried in chips and salsa) to knock him out for the day so they could watch thier own gaddamn TV and not have to put up with his shitty moods.
Anyway, I think it's a great idea- I'd host.