Let It Out Out Now Dont Mess About. Let Her In Let Her In Let The Party Begin!

Apr 25, 2008 13:33

Bobs head Remember your father well you're just like him, nothing but violence and fury within, remember your mother so lonely and sad, this will be her fate if you treat her as bad....
I fecking forgot how amazing this album was! Arjen Lucassen is a fucking musical genius! The new album is fantastic too. Aaaand I've also gotten into LA Guns recently. Now it finally let me have the album that is. Wonderfluff.
Ok this ad is starting to make me really fuckin mad! Theres an ad at the side of my LJ page. saying 5 Tips for a flat stomach, stop making these 5 mistakes and you will finally lose your belly fat! The address? www.bellyfatisugly.net
Wow, way to put someone down! I have one solid reponse..... FUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!!!!! Skeletal hooker!
Ok I'll be good. Eugh I just had to drink Milk Of Magnesia cause I have acid in my stomach right now. Ya know the really annoying kind of feeling sick where it burns like a bitch too? Bleeeeeh! Meh it wasnt toooo bad it tasted like spearmint. Just powdery which was a bit manky.
[Sidenote: AAGH WHERE THE FUCK HAS MY MENU BAR GONE?!?!!]
I swear I was going to type something in particular in this blog but now I've been rambling I've forgotten what it was.
Ah well, might update a bit later when I remember. If I remember before I go to Kizzys! [SMUSH WEEKEND YAAAAY! I love my sister hehe.... I hope I get paid big again and before we shop cause I've run low on money thanks to that bill. Grrrr]
Richie: It's not very sexy, is it?
Eddie: No. I must say, I expected a lot more from "The Furry Honeypot Adventure".
Richie: I think this is for kids you know Eddie. I think those Hussein brothers saw you coming again. Well, what else did you get?
Eddie: "Big Jugs"
[laughs]
Richie: "Big Jugs"! All right!
[reads box]
Richie: "A history of pottery in the nineteenth century." Anything else?
Eddie: Well this one's a sure-fire hit. Look. "Swedish Lesbians in Blackcurrant Jam".
Richie: Yabba-dabba-doo!
[reads]
Richie: No Eddie, it's "Swedish Legends in Blackcurrant Jam Making."
Eddie: Aw, come on, it's got to be dirty, it says "Swedish"!

Hmmmm Fruity Mentos.....

Richie: Ew, I nearly kissed you on the knob then.
Eddie: My Great-Uncle Percy was in the trenches of the first world war. You know what he used to say?
Richie: What?
Eddie: AAH! BLOODY HELL! GERMANS! THOUSANDS OF 'EM! AAAH!
Richie: Excellent! You've done it Eddie! Er, just one problem....
Eddie: What?
Richie: YOU CUT OFF MY KNOB!

arjen lucassen, la guns, acid, bottom

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