The Santa-san Song (Santa is a Ninja)
The Santa-san Song*
I laid a trap for Santa
put dust where he'd be walking
it lay undisturbed and there's a
Doka in my stocking.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
He sprang up from my chimney,
He isn't made of magic
But he does know use of shoge.
The reason you can't seize him
Is Santa is a Ninja
He isn't from the North Pole
His castle is in Ginza.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
Santa makes kuji-in,
His list is always perfect
Because he has mastered Jin.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
Santa knows ninjutsu,
You can never see him
As he wears a fuligin suit
[Person 2, song 2, then add to Main]
Don't look for his eyes
Metsubishi flies.
[Person 3 etc]
I'll throw the shuriken,
It fell- I'll try again
[Person 4 etc]
Now when you run
in cat-foot tabi shoes
You'll know
Why warlords always lose
[Person 5, etc]
Ninja socks, for my toes
hot saki, warms my nose
[Little brother interlude]
ニ ヌ ネ ノ (Ni, Nu, Ne, No)
ジ ズ ゼ (Ji, Zu, Ze)
kaginawa up
the ninja came, and ran the warlord through
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* It all sadly came together when I was remembering the South Park 5-song medley version of the Dreidel Song, and then read the fateful phrase "Santa is a Ninja." Everything just... followed. Wouldn't stop following.
[updated from ML to scan better. I do wish I had better than chimney/ shoge, but every verse has to have at least one reference to Japan or a ninja concept. The fuigin also brings in another ML thread :)]
fyi: South Park's lyrics... as they're sung (song w/out video).
I laid a trap for Santa
put dust where he'd be walking
it lay undisturbed and there's a
Doka in my stocking.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
He sprang up from my chimney,
He isn't made of magic
But he does know use of shoge.
The reason you can't seize him
Is Santa is a Ninja
He isn't from the North Pole
His castle is in Ginza.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
Santa makes kuji-in,
His list is always perfect
Because he has mastered Jin.
Ninja, ninja ninja,
Santa knows ninjutsu,
You can never see him
As he wears a fuligin suit
[Person 2, song 2, then add to Main]
Don't look for his eyes
Metsubishi flies.
[Person 3 etc]
I'll throw the shuriken,
It fell- I'll try again
[Person 4 etc]
Now when you run
in cat-foot tabi shoes
You'll know
Why warlords always lose
[Person 5, etc]
Ninja socks, for my toes
hot saki, warms my nose
[Little brother interlude]
ニ ヌ ネ ノ (Ni, Nu, Ne, No)
ジ ズ ゼ (Ji, Zu, Ze)
kaginawa up
the ninja came, and ran the warlord through
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* It all sadly came together when I was remembering the South Park 5-song medley version of the Dreidel Song, and then read the fateful phrase "Santa is a Ninja." Everything just... followed. Wouldn't stop following.
[updated from ML to scan better. I do wish I had better than chimney/ shoge, but every verse has to have at least one reference to Japan or a ninja concept. The fuigin also brings in another ML thread :)]
fyi: South Park's lyrics... as they're sung (song w/out video).