stories from the 28

[kathectic]

yesterday on the bus i heard this girl say that she doesn't like the zoo bc if she wanted to see wild animals she would go exploring for them herself. her boyfriend seemed to think this was a perfectly reasonable thing to say despite stating himself that she was so frail he could crush her manicured hands in his own

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[trickeration]

The douche patrol, specifically. I hear they're always in recruitment because so many members die of alcohol poisoning.

[mrs_ajax]

I straight just knock douches over and steal they money, which i then sell on eBay for bot which i exchange for euros which i exchange for dollars. I figure the douches don't know they way around high-finance.
Playah!

[trickeration]

Hey, if I wanted to see some wild fucking animals, I'd go exploring for them myself, okayz?

[mrs_ajax]

In my kitchen!

[trickeration]

With my own two manicured hands!