So in the wee tiny hours of the morning, I haul my carcass outside and tramp the distance to the bus stop, barely able to keep my eyes open. Once there, I sink gratefully to the edge of the curb (no bench), pull out a book, and start to read. The bus comes and I drag myself in, gratefully claiming the nearest empty seat. All I want is to crawl back ( Read more... )

Me: "Nicholas, go kick your mother."
Nicholas: "Kick mom?"
Me: "Yeah"
Nicholas: "Okay" (then a second later I hear in the background) "Eeeeee!"

My roommate:
"It should be about the journey, not just 'Hey, lets blow shit up!'"

If you have lived in Asheville, will live in Asheville, are incredibly familiar with Asheville, or even just casually *considered* Asheville a cool place to be, I offer you tongue-in-cheek laughs at our favorite little backwoods Nirvana ( Read more... )

Despairing of ever finding that purrfect someone? Looking for a lady who can keep that keen point on her nails while gracefully pounding a mutant's face into dust? Well come on over to the Thundera Personals, and you might make that magic match you've been looking for.

Also, enjoy our not-to-be-missed feature article, Riza Hawkeye, Cock Inspector ( Read more... )