Dear Orlando ( Read more... )

Unbelievable.

...I'm rather speechless. He's just fucking asking for it.

But, I guess he just didn't get enough of me the first time 'round. Orli, we've got ribs and beer. C'mon over. You can even bring Sidi if you'd like.

*dusts off stalking gear*

What a strange two-year-orliversary gift...