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hey everyone
If any of you are stressing about the HSC exams, in particular the English one tomrrow *shakes fist at English exam* then take a look at these similies written by some students in past HASC exams that Elif sent to me. it is reading responses like this that gives me hope that i can do well in the HSC,and makes me shake my head at some members of the human race
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Oh, Jason, take me!"; she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni student on $1-a-beer night.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Sex in the City" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
(This one is my favourite)
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it
Bahahaha!
how funny are they!
goodluck everyone with English tomrrow
If any of you are stressing about the HSC exams, in particular the English one tomrrow *shakes fist at English exam* then take a look at these similies written by some students in past HASC exams that Elif sent to me. it is reading responses like this that gives me hope that i can do well in the HSC,and makes me shake my head at some members of the human race
The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Oh, Jason, take me!"; she panted, her breasts heaving like a Uni student on $1-a-beer night.
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Sex in the City" comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature prime English beef.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
(This one is my favourite)
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it
Bahahaha!
how funny are they!
goodluck everyone with English tomrrow