I'm really hungry. It's all
lthredge's
fault I want a burger, preferably from White Castle. In fact, I would probably trade sex for a White Castle delivery right about now, especially if at least one of the burgers was one of those jalapeno burgers.
My fake gf needs to come home. My fake gf needs to come home with a hamper full of yummy food for me - and a nice uniformed boy (Italian optional) to serve it to me.
I think it's time for bed.