Scene From My Couch
Me: So I had this conversation with missmp this morning about Mandy Moore's elopement with Ryan Adams:
missmp: I told Jay she has violated my first rule of dating, which is "Never get with anyone who looks like he smells."
me: Heeee.
TWICE she's done that! Remember the ill-advised affair with Fez?
9:42 AM missmp: ick.
me: Oh, and DJ AM?
Alex: Yeah, AM does look like he smells. Like BURNT FLESH.
My husband, ladies and gentlemen, reminds me why I married him. What is love without the ability to be COMPELTELY INAPPROPRIATE and not be judged for it?
missmp: I told Jay she has violated my first rule of dating, which is "Never get with anyone who looks like he smells."
me: Heeee.
TWICE she's done that! Remember the ill-advised affair with Fez?
9:42 AM missmp: ick.
me: Oh, and DJ AM?
Alex: Yeah, AM does look like he smells. Like BURNT FLESH.
My husband, ladies and gentlemen, reminds me why I married him. What is love without the ability to be COMPELTELY INAPPROPRIATE and not be judged for it?