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For those of you who are not from Wisconsin, ATM machines are called TYME machines here. (Take Your Money Everywhere.) It is the only thing we have here. So when we ask you where the nearest TYME machine is, don't look at us crazily as if we're asking where we can find a time machine. Also, not all of us live on farms, hunt, and wear flannel. A lot of Wisconsin is farmland and many of us do own or work on farms, but that doesn't mean that we all own cows. We like cheese. Cheese is good. Don't make fun of cheese or our love of it. If you've never had a cheesecurd, I pity you. Don't make fun of the Packers. If you make fun of Cheeseheads, you will get your ass kicked majorly. Oshgosh B'Gosh is not a joke. You do not eat Eau Claire. We eat brats. We drink from bubblers. FIB should go home. We know where Milwaukee, Waunakee, Oconomowoc, Menomonee are and how to spell them. A Fish Fry occurs on Friday nights. HOWEVER, the best by far is that we can drink wherever we want with (or without) parental approval.