John Mayer is...

[kate_the_agent]

You Guys,
The Jones Beach John Mayer show was SO awesome last night!11!!!!1!
There were so many awesome things that I can't even make full sentences out of them, hence a list:

John Mayer is:

--"a douchebag." No really, he said this himself on stage, mockingly. Hil-larious.

--totally guilty of make all those ridiculous O-faces that Jezebel always talks

Comments

[wmetoile]

...Swans?

[kate_the_agent]

Yeah, swans. Not like, included in his rider swans, but swans that live in whatever body of water surrounds the Nikon Theatre at Jones Beach. They were sweet. Most. Romantic. Wildlife. Evar. I shoulda gone to that concert with a boy!

[wolfhaus]

You couldn't find one gay boy to take to see John Mayer?

[kate_the_agent]

Ah, but going with a gay boy would defeat the purpose of taking advantage of those romantic swans and sappy love songs, no?

[wolfhaus]

joke (jōk)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement
2. Something Kate fails to get

[kate_the_agent]

Damn internets.

You know I was voted least funny in high school, right? I think it may apply to the delivery and reception of jokes.