Woot!
While studying for (yet another) anatomy exam, I took a time out to take the longest Harry Potter sorting quiz EVER! And to my delighted shock:
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.
Get Sorted Now!
Right, so the final results were that I scored higher than 74% in Slytherin, 69% Ravenclaw, 65% Gryffindor, and 47% Hufflepuff. Although I do have to say that I think that the author of the quiz was focusing too much on the "hardworking" bit and not enough on the "lazy fatties" bit. The Dorms are made of chocolate, for god's sake! And right next to the kitchens, for when we've eaten the bedposts in the middle of the night.
Incidentally, I like the idea of the opening being a still-life portrait. How the fuck are we supposed to get in, if there's no one to give the password to? Shit, that must confuse the hell out of the first-years.
Maybe we lick the painting.
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Is that idea gross, or inconcievably cool?
The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.
Get Sorted Now!
Right, so the final results were that I scored higher than 74% in Slytherin, 69% Ravenclaw, 65% Gryffindor, and 47% Hufflepuff. Although I do have to say that I think that the author of the quiz was focusing too much on the "hardworking" bit and not enough on the "lazy fatties" bit. The Dorms are made of chocolate, for god's sake! And right next to the kitchens, for when we've eaten the bedposts in the middle of the night.
Incidentally, I like the idea of the opening being a still-life portrait. How the fuck are we supposed to get in, if there's no one to give the password to? Shit, that must confuse the hell out of the first-years.
Maybe we lick the painting.
..
..
..
Is that idea gross, or inconcievably cool?