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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I pulled reelplatypus's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I pushed leecachu in the mud (-17 points). In November I bought porn for hallucinosis (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-808 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
katbot