So yesterday I had a gay girl on my bed, and she is the coolest gay girl I have ever had on said bed, because ( Read more... )

So I was in Greek, having asked for and received a clementine from one of my Catholic boys, and one of the other boys in the class (there are two girls, me and one other. Possibly this gender disparity contributes to the utter crackfulness of the class) wanted me to put the whole thing in my mouth at once ( Read more... )