Thank God none of my friends are this *stupid*.

[katarik]

One of my RL friends at school has a fourteen-year-old friend who gave birth to a son last week. She is keeping the baby. She is FOURTEEN OMG YOU IDIOT YOU ARE NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE A CHILD. She doesn't know how to be an adult, how is she supposed to teach someone else to

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[nikki_firekitty]

No comment on the first thing.

The second thing...

What the hell. There is a reason our bodies and society are different from animals. Having a totem animal is one thing. But basicing your entire life off of them is another. THis goes way beyond the ancient fertility rites. This woman is going to end up in for a rude awakening when she realizes that raising a kid by herself is going to be hard. The woman slept with a man because his ancestor was a famous animal researcher? I am going to laugh if the child wants nothing to do with animals.

[katarik]

I just... yeah. Um. Stupid lady, and I really pity that child.

I want him to grow up to be a redneck hunter.

[nikki_firekitty]

besides that most 16 year olds can't take care of themselves. Not even legally, the kid will need a parental or guardian signature for just about everything. Shit most college students can't even take care of themselves

[katarik]

He can't sign any legal contracts until the age of eighteen. He isn't legally emancipated at sixteen. I don't think dropping him is even *legal*.

[nikki_firekitty]

its not, she can't I believe it is considered child abandonment.

[katarik]

I will laugh so hard when she finds that out.

[nikki_firekitty]

might find out when child services shows up at her door. She needs to learn that this is modern times and unless she teaches that kid real early how to survive he ain't goin to stand a chance. Shit even then he might not stand a chance. We human beings have been so pampered that our natural instincts for survival rarely ever come out now except under the most dire circumstances