"Eleven vs. the Cavity Creeps" -- DW (The Lodger) cracky pic!spam (no spoilers)
Because a certain scene in series 5, ep 11 kind of demanded a pic!spam (and because diviniaserit is a bad influence). Since this isn't likely to make sense across the Pond, the Cavity Creeps were part of a toothpaste ad campaign back in the early 1980's. Okay, on with the crack!spam
“Doctor, are you almost done in there? I need to brush my teeth before I leave for work.”
“Out in a minute.” *sings*
“Dum, de dum, de dum...” *runs his tongue over the fuzz on his teeth as he waits*
“Bloody ‘ell, what’s that I hear?”
dun, dun, dun... It’s the cavity creeps!
“Not another one of my arch-rivals. I must save the day!”
“Cavity creeps, prepare for battle!”
“What I need is the right weapon.”
“Doctor, what are you doing?”
“Craig, your teeth are in terrible danger!”
“Stand back; I’ll handle them.”
“Attack!!!”
“Ouch...”
“If at first you don’t succeed, brush, brush again. Is my scalp bleeding? Meh, never mind. GERONIMO!!!”
“He won’t give up. Retreat!”
“Egads, Doctor, that was close. I could have ended up with tooth decay, gingivitis, even CAVITIES!”
“My work here is done. Next time, puny mortal, remember to floss. Or use sugar free gum. Humans are so brilliant inventing things like that. I just LOVE your species! And now, if you’ll excuse me, I must save your world yet again. ”
Okay, off to bed now *hugs everyone*
“Doctor, are you almost done in there? I need to brush my teeth before I leave for work.”
“Out in a minute.” *sings*
“Dum, de dum, de dum...” *runs his tongue over the fuzz on his teeth as he waits*
“Bloody ‘ell, what’s that I hear?”
dun, dun, dun... It’s the cavity creeps!
“Not another one of my arch-rivals. I must save the day!”
“Cavity creeps, prepare for battle!”
“What I need is the right weapon.”
“Doctor, what are you doing?”
“Craig, your teeth are in terrible danger!”
“Stand back; I’ll handle them.”
“Attack!!!”
“Ouch...”
“If at first you don’t succeed, brush, brush again. Is my scalp bleeding? Meh, never mind. GERONIMO!!!”
“He won’t give up. Retreat!”
“Egads, Doctor, that was close. I could have ended up with tooth decay, gingivitis, even CAVITIES!”
“My work here is done. Next time, puny mortal, remember to floss. Or use sugar free gum. Humans are so brilliant inventing things like that. I just LOVE your species! And now, if you’ll excuse me, I must save your world yet again. ”
Okay, off to bed now *hugs everyone*