The Crawley Legacy 2.7
We begin this chapter with Myrtie, drowning her sorrows.
Myrtie: Eugh, I think this juice is expired.
Yes, yes, it's all very sad that Reginald died. But we do need to move on. We've got a legacy to run!
Myrtie: YOU ARE AN IDIOT!
I guess her sadness is morphing into anger.
Branton: What the actual fuck Grandma?!
Branton: If you dissected my brain, you would find millions of intelligences.
Myrtie: huff
Alright Myrtie, your mood swings are killin' me.
Aw geez, I just can't stay mad tho. :)
stahp it Myrtie. /cry
I bought the family a fish tank in the hopes that it would cheer them up.
Zevran is having none of that.
Zev: Fish cannot quell my grief.
Zev: This egg cannot replace my father.
Wow, I buy you a nice chicken coop and you just go all Negative Nancy on me...YOU'RE WELCOME BTW.
pfft
omg they can't even be happy doing a cannonball, when will this misery end?!?!
Brinley: I am drowning in my pain.
sigh.
At least Jam and Branton are having a good time!
Gabby: C'mon, it's just a selfie!
RepairMan: Sorry lady, I have a strict no selfies policy.
Zevran set his mind to his bot crafting.
His first simbot! :D:D:D
Her name is Zoxia Aerosma.
I gave her the trait chip for cleaning so she can provide a free maid service! :)
Zev: Heeeeey, my new best bud! Amiright?
Zoxia: I wonder how much damage I could do with this fist.
Zev: Best day evar!
Zoxia: Yes, these joints do appear to be sufficient.
Zev: Alright Zoxia, stand still, I'm just going to poke you a bit with this.
Zoxia: I am not sure I feel comfortable with this situation.
Zev: What's the worst that could happen?
Aww yisss, clean all the plates!
Pick up ALL THE TOYS!
I am easily excited...
I attempted to hook Branton up with this chick.
We'll call her Mary, cuz I really don't remember her real name... whoops.
Trait incompatibilities abound with these two.
Yeah, it's not going to work out.
Branton: C'mon Mary, video games are SO AWESOME!
Mary: Nope.
Whatabitch.
I gave Mary a makeover anyway, cause I couldn't stand those dread locks.
Unsurprisingly, it didn't help their lack of chemistry.
Mary: No, I do not want to read your stupid book.
Sorry Branton :(
Gabby's turn to become a full on adult!
Erm, should your leg bend that way Gabs?
Please stop.
Gabby: I had three children, this is nothing.
uh huh.
So, Bridget had a little accident.
At least her kitty slippers seem pleased.
Finally, the family is getting over Reg's death and getting back to normal life.
Gabby has nearly reached level 10 in cooking at this point! :D
Bridget meets the weirdest kids. This one appears to have time travelled from the middle ages.
Bridget: So, uh, nice house?
TimeTravellingKid: /stares
HEY WHERE DID BRINLEY GET THAT THING?!
Keety?! Is this your doing?!
Keety: Mow. /licksbutt
Bridget being a never nude means it's not creepy for me to take pictures of her in the bathtub...right?
This is Hugo! XD
He is hopefully going to have some puppies with Jam, as soon as I can age her down again!
He looks like a giant puppy! Squeeeee
It's ok Keety, you're still the #1 bitch.
Cuteness overload.
XD
Oh here, enjoy a completely random picture of Brinley making this awkward face.
I think he just farted. He is a sloppy sim after all.
Jam: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Wake up. Hey. Wake up.
Myrtie: what the eff.
Jam: /glares
I have no idea. :P
Zevran now has two doggies to greet him every time he gets home from...somewhere! (he doesn't work so... :P)
I have no idea how Zoxia is managing to use that noise maker.
But, I must learn not to question sims logic.
Bridget is becoming a teen! Hold on to your pants!
Bridget: Yaaaaay
Keety: I wonder if anyone would notice if I just jumped through that window.
Bridget: omg so hungryyyy.
christ Bridget, there will be cake as soon as you age up! Get going!
eep
Her face was totally stuck like that and I had a mini heart attack.
But eventually it went back to normal and I stopped wanting to punch my monitor.... :D
Bridget gained the Avant Garde trait!
So pretty!
I may have gone a teensy bit overboard with her bedroom.
Nope, I don't favour her over her brothers at all....not one bit. :)
She got right to work painting on this kick ass futuristic easel thingy bobber.
Brinley: Zoxia, will you marry me?
Zoxia: I do not have the appropriate trait chip to respond to that query.
Awwh, wouldya just look at these two?!
They are the best :)
Gabby: Look it's a unicorn flying a helicopter.
Zev: Okay sweetie...
Gabby, what the hell?
Stupid mid life crisis.
Sure, graffiti your bedroom floor. Why the hell not?
Fantastic.
I just wanted to share how amazing I find this lava lamp.
That's all.
Zevran...you're not actually holding a chick...
Chick: Oh he is, that one is invisible though. His name is Toby.
Riiiiight.
Lol Zevran's little simtoes.
OldManGnome: Hmm, nice lines and good colours. It isn't a total failure, for certain.
I have no idea who this is, but she is totally distracting Branton from his homework when she is meant to be helping him.
Branton: Boobs.
Branton: omg must focus.
Bridget decided to do some "art" at the school.
Branton: Hey, aren't you coming to prom?
Bridget: Sec, I'm in the zone.
#rebel
Sorry, Brinley doesn't really have much going on guys.
So, have a token picture of him playing chess.
It didn't take Reginald long to come out and say "hi."
Oooooh haunting the pool. So spooky Reg. -.-
Guess what?...
Hugo is adorable.
Toby the invisible chick strikes again.
Bridget: Hmmm, not bad, not bad.
Bridget: My best yet! /puncheswindow
Bridget: Holy fuck that hurt! :D
What. is. happening.
Snap out of it Zevran!
No one is there!
Apparently this is possible.
And this.
Sims logic guys.
Brinley: I feel like I'm being followed. o.o
Hugo: How good can you swim, kid?
Hugo, please refrain from murdering the potential heir.
Hugo: HOLY SHIT. All I had to do was think about food, and check this out!
Right Bridget, keep vandalizing your own home.
Zoxia: UNLIMITED POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
/hides
Bridget is THAT kind of sim.
Bridget: DOWN WITH THEATRE!
Bridget: AND DOWN WITH THOSE STUPID HATS WITH THE SPINNY THING ON TOP!
We end this update with a creepy ghostReginald sleeping next to Bridget.
How...nice. =/
Thank you so much for reading! :D